Parsley

Hull have sounded absolutely shite and yet we're still fucking losing. Come on lads ffs.

COME ON

Lua Lua making an instant impact!

Come on Kazenga, bit of magic please.

Aw ffs. A goal down to this shitheap.

Won everything in the air apparently.

You poor, poor soul.

These commentators are shit. Get on with the match ffs.

Come on Newcastle.

Brighi's of a higher calibre than that.

Is Balotelli getting much of a look in at Inter?

Ranger slipped into the ranks without a club announcement didn't he?

More likely that we've not got a pot to piss in and even if we had, no bugger really wants to commit to us long term. There is that as well

Decent sign that we're loaning players if it means that JFK might not be carrying on next season.

Where's the Italian?

Centre forward.

Shorey's good at setpieces and I guess that's easily overlooked at Villa with Young on corners and free kicks.

Bosingwa has a crazy unibrow.

There's only one Andy Carroll, One Andy Carroll, He looks like a gimp but we don't give a shit, Walking in a Carroll wonderland.

Oh my God. Great play by Jonas.

Howay the lads.

Well played Bassong. Great block. West Ham doing all the pushing. We need to get the fucking ball!

Christ Taylor

Bellamy's off. Less to fear on break so I hope we really go for it.