Fenham Mag

West Ham away on a Monday night , norty.

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It's like there's a new sub-league in the premier league. There's the CL clubs, the CL place contenders, the Thursday Night Channel 5 avoiders, the "this is the best we've ever done" mid table sludge, the "fuck me, we're playing in the big league" recent promotees. Then there's us and you. The stinking the place out, unambitious guff clubs. You've just had £9 Million accepted for Gueye. Feel like a tramp watching another tramp being taking in by a nice family.

Biggest calves in the league since Emre.

Going for Woodman for possession of cocaine.

Sweepstake, who will not be able to enter USA for the preseason tour and why?

#wait

Yes To be fair, the Pound is the strongest it has been to the Euro in 7 years. We should be making the most of it.

Name and shame them.

I'm telling you now, he is waiting for the euro to drop once the Greeks vote no.

Who is the mystery guy with grey hair?

Interesting to see if he is involved in pre-season. Hope so, classy player.

Mike Ashley is a business man. He will be waiting to see what happens with Greece and the Euro in the next week before spending any money. That's my view on it anyway.

James... http://favoritememes.com/_nw/23/06041505.jpg

Ah cunt, yours is better.

The Robledo Brothers.

Captain couldn't look more French.

Bob Moncour and the Wailers.

Benching quite a bit there, looks like a proper athlete. Let's hope he can kick a ball.

If you could guarantee he would be fit, I would pick Carroll from that list.

I'm not even shitting you when I say he mentioned 'DNA' in his press conference yesterday. Scary.

We paid for his flight. Fuck that, we are too greedy.