Pilko

Dorgu is a diving cheat

Alsoran looks like he's about to burst into tears.

Onana at his best there.

Gone down as an own goal by the current Mackem whipping boy Older Balder Fatter Son.

Absolutely ridiculous levels of corruption and bullshit if they chalk this off.

Moyes has done wonders with Beto.

I like Moyes and whilst I'm no fan of the Scouse Mackems and can't wait to see the back of Woodison, I hope they win heavy today.

Hopefully we're expecting the Saudi lads to bid again in the summer.

Great news this. Long live Krafu. Solid, reliable, versatile cover. No mess, no fuss, good lad.

The universe has restored some balance tonight after Meslier threw one in for them at the death in the reverse fixture. Isidor is good, I'm sure a PL team will pinch him when these trogs bottle promotion.

Such a pity the relegation battle is so cut off this year, in another season they might be right up to their necks in it. Still, them being 15th in the league in fucking February is cause for a hell of a lot of laughter

Wouldn't be shocked if they potted Amorim in month or two. They look worse than under Ten Hag in general play and they've lost that knack of playing bad and getting a result from somewhere that he'd pull out.

Man U can't even score against fucking Spurs. Class.

Garnacho

Alsoran has Man U in 15th as it stands glorious.

Get in. Toss a shrimp on the barbie Ange lad

Man U bench is ridiculously slim so I think they may win it second half.

Heavy Spurs win here please. Keeps Ange in a job and would be funnier.

Book the snide little cunt for diving then Hooper you biased cheating fucking fraud.

I'd be very close to walking my players off the pitch at this point if I was Wolves manager. It's a disgrace this.

Another Wolves booking for daring to point out how crap and biased the ref is.

Konate is an odd player in that he always manages to look like an imperiously good centre back and a total carthorse at the same time.

Vitor Pereira carded too for daring to point out how shite Hooper is. Refereeing is so broken in England and that's before you even mention VAR.

Oh come on. Aaah, you try something, and that's...