Pilko

Got 20 on Pickford card at 11/2 after 70-ish mins. Pays for my day on the beer today!!

Fist pump and grin at that 0-0 draw you fucking nazi prick

Watched Soumare intently for the last half hour, he just jogged round and didn't make a tackle prick. Ah well.

Barnes and Rashford 2+ SOT each 14/1 (365) Fernandes 2+ SOT 4/1 (Sky) - boost Dalot, Martinez, Soumare carded - 130/1

One more bit of quality in another right-sided attacker forces those two firmly out of the picture save for maybe cups or 3-4 bad injuries. I think we've done brilliantly this summer but not busting a gut to get one more in, even on loan, feels like a missed opportunity to me.

Good window overall but feels like a mistake sat on our arses today when we've still got Wood and Murphy stinking out Premier League fixtures. We'll regret being so passive today IMO.

Deal done says SSN. 2m loan fee, 6m to make permanent.

Just remembered, yet another reason Klopp is a hypocritical disgusting prick... how fucking long did Henderson take pissing about with the armband and having a chat whilst he was being subbed? It was ridiculous, I've seen players booked for way less.

Graves is such a fucking prick, constantly touting Tielemans despite no evidence whatsoever that its even remotely on.

Well, we can at least recycle the old Heartbeat theme tune song that Yedlin used to get, his name fits it perfectly.

Here's the Ando klaxon Feels like nowt but Ashby will happen tbh.

Best of luck Fede. Always seemed to enjoy playing for the club and a very solid, dependable defender.

Hope he goes there and does well. Definitely a football league career ahead of him, he'll always have Man U at home. All best to Matty.

Really hope Howe is just playing it down as per and we're planning to be active. The likes of Murphy, Wood, S Longstaff etc getting regular minutes, even as subs, will hurt us this season.

I hope people remember when Liverpool and Man City play each other the respective reactions of Klopp and Guardiola in our games against them this season. Pep's got more class, humility and respect for other teams in his little fingernail. I hope Haaland bags a double-hattrick in both fixtures.

Based on Martin Hardy's logic the ref should have added about 20 mins on to account for every single second the ball was out of play.

We paid £5m for Joselu and he's three times the player that this cart horse is.

1-0, Isak goal.

He's the biggest cunt in the Premier League bar none.

He looks like an absolute monster and made for the PL. He'll be a big big hit.

He's like a man with paper bones and playdough muscles. Weak as fuck, gets bullied all over the shop and only serves to lose the ball. We'd improve so much if we had Almiron or Fraser as sub and another winger in ahead to nudge this frail cunt off our bench.

Positives: More than matched a so called "top team" again Played well without Bruno, Botman, Schar, Maxi and Wilson Isak looks a monster Centimetres away from 2-0 and seconds from a point. Fine margins Pope is class Nice quick turnaround for a winnable home game Saturday and get it out our system

I fucking hate Klopp. Smug arrogant bastard celebrating like he's won the Champions League after a scrambled last min goal way beyond the added time allocated. Waving at our bench too to wind them up. If karma exists he'll be due getting hit by a piano from the sky pretty fucking soon.

It's great seeing the phrase "trousered" again but weird seeing it attributed to someone other than Mike Ashley when it comes to receiving transfer fees. It's a bit like how the word "dour" would only be attributed to "dour Scotsman", just feels odd.

£25m for Tiele seems great value. Go get him!