Pilko

That's the most transparent one yet Must have been a horrible weekend for them, got to try and cheer themselves up somehow the useless bastards.

Palace fans love to take the moral high ground, if they appoint Moody it'll be a bit more difficult given he was the one swapping multiple racist and offensive messages with Malky Mackay at Cardiff.

loyal Palace man Dougie getting absolutely weighed in by a second division team of no-marks in Saudi, that'll piss those bang average twats and their weird fans off no end. Wonder who's gonna replace him? Pards is available.

There's a bunch of pre-takeover lads who really deserve the trophy win for their contributions both before and after Eddie came in but he's probably right at the top of the list. He was the young lad who tried to take it by the scruff of the neck when nobody else would, captained us back into the Premier League, helped us consolidate and get the new era underway, with a colossal game against PSG at home for good measure. Inevitably he'll move on in the summer but I really hope he gets at least a cameo at SJP before he goes on his way, he deserves the appreciation of the crowd one more time. He'll not be remembered amongst our best ever players in years to come but for sure will go down as a very important figure in the recent era. So glad he got to lift that trophy.

Today's been fucking brilliant. Been at a mate's wedding, the game was on during the afternoon meal and since then it's been an absolute blur. I've had about 16, 18 pints (yeah, he drinks) and I am just settling down in the room at the gaff, absolutely twatted. Cup of tea, shortbread, highlights on for about the twelfth time. We did it. All of the shitty Ashley years we ensured have paid off in the best way today and there'll be more to come. Everyone in black and white was absolutely amazing today - fans, players, staff - and we absolutely dominated the best side in the country. Well done everyone for your top support, be it in the stadium itself or in venues across the world. We finally did it!!!

I'll have a drink with you tomorrow, Dave.

Never thought I'd see the day in my lifetime!!! @Dave back on the forum

You headbutt an old woman in the queue in Asda and you're labelled a prat... and that's the game.

Dan Neeyul getting pelters over on the groomers, overrated and shit apparently. Those £25m valuations have disappeared

Haji Wright hatty mint.

2-0 down at Cov. Class

Would be absolutely great if he got a cap. There's plenty worse players who've gotten them over the years and usually just because they play for a more fashionable club.

It didn't look particularly clear that he double kicked it to me?

Yeah I thought he showed some good glimpses too, Shields just didn't create enough for him. Two goals from corners and I can't remember them troubling the keeper otherwise.

I went on Saturday too, thought Shields were definitely the lesser of the two sides and did well to dig a point out in the end. You weren't amongst the Benfield Ultras and their flares perchance were you?

Beautiful that. Slightly worried about the Nunez redemption arc now like

Straight out of the Bruno G handbook of losing coin tosses that.

Confused by that, isn't it only deluded mag fans who hound out managers?

David, this is scary, don't tie any more money up in Mackem workers unless you have to.

Got to help us this.

Playoff-bound Sunderland draw 1-1 with Preston on a Tuesday night Meanwhile, over at the Nissan plant:

Trent hurting himself whilst wrongly executing a thigh-level lunge on an opponent, pure poetry.

Absolutely outrageous goal by Yamal.

Looked like our best bet for a goal or creating something all night and that's how it turned out. Has to start the final.

Looks like he's wearing a pair of doc martins the way he's moving about.