Pilko

Easy money for once from the bewst

Today and Cardiff away the closest jaunt into Yewrup these cunts will get.

Good half all told. Offside call was the correct one. Pleased for Murph to get a goal too. Was convinced he'd hit the post with that absolute gift of a tap in.

Sky and PP got the same boost today. 20 on in total at 3/1 (us, Chelsea, City)

"gerra result" or "gerra few results" is all he's ever aimed to do his entire career. Sheer ambition.

Having a few beers tonight with the same lads I was down at the stadium with a year ago. Any excuse but well worth marking the occasion. Deashleyfication well underway and the toon back on the right track!

Confirmed he's doing the presser for their home game Vs Luton on Saturday Lets have another early away goal, rally and then further collapse please.

You can search back years and he uses the exact same rhetoric over and over, a proper broken record. Not everyone's cup of tea, we got wah backsides kicked, dust worselves doon, since I walked through the door, batten down the hatches, take wor medicine, take it on the chin, roll our sleeves up, that's for sure.... Blah blah blah. Sadly, it clearly works on the thickos in the media who lap these soundbites up and present them as coming from a genuine hardworking decent bloke rather than an arrogant lazy horrid tub of shite.

That post match interview "That's for sure" "Difficult" "That's the frustration we've all got" Blame the players a bit Blindly state you think it'll get better Say I don't walk away Interrupt the interviewer a bit "That's for sure" again And exit stage right

I saw he's been talking about "bashing away" again which makes sense because he's an absolute fucking wanker.

Better give the lads a few days off after this and retreat to the Portuguese bunker.

Everything's fucking "difficult" for Steve. Letting a journalist get to the end of a sentence, walking up a slight incline, staying loyal to a club, winning football matches, saying no to that third helping of suet pudding. Difficult.

I dunno Jennifer, I could show you a magazine where literally Could you?! Well I haven't got it with me, but next time you're in...

Some sad wanker on their forum updates a thread in the build up to every match with numbers of tickets sold and people pure love it "gerrin another 400 sold today, great effort" where they try to tot up and estimate the attendance. Imagine just selling out every match? Funnily enough no mention made in that thread of the freebies handed to local primary schools etc on the reg to boost the numbers.

Couple of back to back nil nils? This lot will be hounding Tccchhhony out before long.

Sutton and Stevenage a corner short each and costing me £110. Bastards.

Darwin Nunez might as well be Voronin with a dose of Just For Men so far.

"famous atmosphere" = broadcaster cranks the sound up to justify the fawning comments

Keeping it low key tonight. Free fiver on Rangers to have 4+ SOT and 4+ corners at 15/1. Also done a 5 fold btts over the EFL games and a 5 fold 3+ corners/10bp for £5 each, both worth about a ton.

25 signings and starting your two Championship clogger centre backs does not a happy season make. Reckon Schneebly is for the push soon, hasn't got them going forwards successfully at all despite the splurge and relatively well stocked talent in that area.

I reckon cagey but Leicester's quality will shine through. 2-0 with both goals in the last half hour.

Gerrard is fucking clueless. Absolutely limp as fuck considering the attacking options he has. Jacob Ramsay absolutely wasted playing deep too. Would love us to go and get him in a year or two.

Absolutely printing.

Just took a red card at 10/3 in play. Got to be.

Pile of winners in the Derby. Haaland hattrick 14/1 KDB and Antony 2+ SOT 16/1 Haaland, KDB and Antony SOT each 6/1 (Sky boost) For the next: Aaronsen and Harrison 2+ SOT 95/1 B365 (only 34/1 PP) Leeds 8+ SOT and 8+ corners 33/1 Rodrigo to score & be booked, Leeds win 16/1 Betting Village card trebs at 60/1 each