Pilko

To be fair to Parker imagine the effort and energy expended in getting out of the Championship, Saturday-Tuesday every week, only to be told "nah we'll let the same set of players get tanked every week in the big boy league". No excuse from the ownership.

There's goals for us, Trent is a liability and their midfield is decimated. Just depends whether the front lads have an off day for them or not as to whether we get anything.

It's absolutely class watching Gerrard and Lampard bomb. Long may it continue.

Ashworth probably saw Sean stinking the gaff up today and got straight on the blower to Ajax.

He was class today. Bullshit how the ref was conned into the free kick that lead to the goal, he just used his strength and got penalised for it. He'll be world class in a year or two. You can tell

Really bright cameo. Good ball for the goal, unlucky to hit the bar for the winner and then wins the free kick. Hope Eddie starts to utilise him more. Can definitely be a door opener for us in tight games.

Peter Bankes the latest addition to an already worryingly long cunt list this season.

All stemmed from that bullshit soft free kick. Third game in a row we've had a nonce referee hell bent on ruining our day.

Mowbray's a proper chicken tikka masala, cheddar cheese, can of Carling, plain white shirt of an appointment. Not terrible but not particularly inspiring or good. Imagine he'll keep them safe and in midtable but don't see him being the man for a promotion push.

Bristol City conceded 90th min to cost me £300. Yet another 3pm zilch for me. I hope they go out of business.

Literally Kotchap injured seconds later fuck betting.

Glad I copied this so far. Halfway... I need Rashford 2 SOT for mine.

Norwich win / Norwich most corners / Sunlun most cards 10/1 (Paddy - Power Prices section) Rashford & Adams 2+ SOT 14/1 (365) Not had a single 3pm winner since footy returned so loading up on the earlies and lates today!

that's up there with Alastair McGowan Goes Wild With The Rhinos and Dive To Shark City with Neil Morrissey. (both are real I swear)

Same thing happens at the end of one of the Netflix series when all the Charlton fans are celebrating winning the playoffs. Some mackem wife says to her fella "Why's it never us celebrating, why's it never Sunlun"

Time for everyone's favourite caretaker manager til the end of the season!

Couldn't get out of there fast enough, could he? Stoke's a shithole but it probably looks lovely compared to Sunlin. "Ah was theya when wah serld Neil to Sterk"

I reckon Wood will start vs Wolves but we'll try get 20 mins out of Isak if he's registered.

Letting the first half decent manager they've had in about six or seven year go to a divisional rival and looking to recrewt their former fave Sewpa Kev from a non-leygue club to take over. Gerld

Here we don't go

His distribution wasn't great but he looked like Franz Beckenbauer compared to the lad stood to his left. He battled hard and got a lot better after he scored, it seemed to give him a lift. Still don't want to see much of him this season, he doesn't inspire confidence.

Just got back from Tranmere, hopefully we never draw them again shit ground and an annoying drive. We were utter crap til Trippier came on, really poor. Having two lads who fucking hate the ball at the back really hurt us - Jama not great, but Dummett fucking horrendous. I bet even the Tranmere players were looking at him and saying "fuck me, he's shit". Suddenly Tripps is on and within 60 seconds puts in two quality deliveries, one headed off the line and one goal. Anderson looked bright and tidy and grafted hard, some lovely neat touches in space and one or two good moments. Longstaff was slow and ponderous but looked like Linford Christie when compared to Ritchie. I reckon I could pouch thirty quid of Chinese takeaway and a four pack and still keep pace with him. Quite why he felt the need to ping a promising free kick straight out for a goal kick in the first half and then turn round and bollock and gee-up the other players immediately after is anyone's guess. Botman looked canny other than the 55mph back pass he fired at Darlow, Lewis also handy enough when introduced. Pleased for Wood to get a goal, didn't get much service but grafted his nads off all game long and had some good touches. That said, hopefully we won't see him start too many more games what with the incomings. Overall, job done just about and crisis averted!

£60m for someone who feasibly has 8-10 years at the top level to come versus £60m for a 30-year old Madrid cast-off looking for a payday. I know which I'd rather spend on.

Some cheeky wee original scamp has changed his Wikipedia page to say he's an NUFC player too.

Wonder if he's as well as Isak?