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Kinnear will be licking his lips.

I meant for us lot turning up dead early, man!

Anyone got a pump btw, I have a ball here that's a bit flat? Unless Rocker or Gorilla have a ball, just that we'll be there early and it's good to have a kickabout in the car park....

Load of shite that from .com

Aye class idea. stu, do you think we could ask the ref to take the two team photos nice and quickly just before the game starts?

Well I sent PMs to the most "photoey" members who are local and none of them have replied yet.

I take it you can't make it then Skirge?

Aye, thanks a lot Dave.

SPACEMAN SAYS EVERYBODY LOOK DOWN

Got some pre-match tunes on now. SHINE, SHINE, SHINE ON...... YES!

Right, no fry up for me today, just going to have some pasta at about 12pm.

As much as loads of that is probably shite, Evans would be a mint signing for the Championship

I don't understand this at all, but the passion of it forces me to agree with Skirge. He gets me that way too. I've invented a word for it, it's called "Skirge-tastic". Definition: "to do something that is somewhat very Skirgey"

Sunday night imo we'll hear something. When we're all sitting at home with a bag of peas on our aching limbs and with a hot drink at our elbows, that's when we'll hear.

Asked him the last two times and the lazy bastard said "Oh, was getting monged, couldn't be bothered"

Can just imagine changing the end of the Scorpio episode: "Here is my thankyou to you, one step towards your dream. It's not Barcelona FC, but it's a start." "Aww! Newcastle United!" "Well Homer, I think owning Newcastle United is pretty good..." "You just don't understand about football, Marge" *shot of Alan Smith and Shola Ameobi running into each other for the same ball and sparking out*

Can't get hold of LLLO who said me might photograph, although I've PMed madras, see if he wants to.

Hopefully we'll hear leaked info tomorrow.

I'm sure Anelka has his dad or something as an agent?

Whatever you do, don't change your avatar to a picture of him ffs Skirge, you have a shit track record. One of Ashley, he turned out to be a bellend One of Anil Ambanni or whatever, bid never materialised Alright?

I actually know one of the Viz artists' sons, I might ask him if they can do something about Michael Owen. And it's Spawny Get, not Spawny Twat btw. But the sentiment stands, he ends up helping out a professor that has made a cartoon-channel on TV that's powered by sex with porn stars and eating sweets at the end of every issue

Are you sure the gun wasn't someone who's actually seen Vassell play before?

If he's as desperate to fuck off as he claims then he has no choice. If they're all bidding £60m-£80m, I can't see someone suddenly coming in with the full £100m. It's like selling anything, you put an asking price above what you'd actually be happy with. Yeah, as much as Ashley is a bit of a fuckwitt, it's obvious that you offer something at a higher price than you'd like. That's from the baby school of business, it's basic as you can get. I personally reckon an £80m offer he'd take right now just to get out.

I can't escape the feeling that Useless Mike might just choose the worst consortium out of those bidding as a final parting "gift" for us. You know, the one that's barely got enough to buy the club, no cash to invest. If this Malaysian guy is worth £4.5b then I do think he'd probably up the price by a few million just so that Ashley favours him. I honestly think Ashley's mind works in cash, so I doubt he'd be arsed about who we're left with as long as he can recoup as much as possible.

As much as he's a fucking bullshitter, I reckon if he'd been here till the end of the season (so discounting Hughton era 2 and Shearer) then we would have stayed up. Fuck off though please, and wash your hair.