Pilko

funny that, i had a feeling that you'd be shit.

My invention would be to stop players taking the ball into the corner flag. I've paid to watch a fucking game of football, not blokes just standing around the ball. Therefore, at around at 85 minute mark, a tiger will be roped to each corner flag, preventing this from happening.

You've been going on for ages that it should be down to the manager, now that they are leaving it to him to decide who he wants to stay you're moaning about that. I think he's moaning about Kinnear's choice of who to keep if anything. What? Everyone? Thats not a choice, thats sensible given the squad size. No, seemingly he's not offering new contracts to Cacapa, Edgar or Viduka.

You've been going on for ages that it should be down to the manager, now that they are leaving it to him to decide who he wants to stay you're moaning about that. I think he's moaning about Kinnear's choice of who to keep if anything.

It'll be an option for us as well, if we don't want to offer him the third year then it doesn't matter whether he wants to stay for it or not.

Aye, when I go to Sp*rts W*rld in the New Year to get some new trainers I'll pick up a £2.85 umbro ball.

The only one I'm annoyed about from all of those is Butt. At least Edgar isn't getting one!

This is probably a very silly question: Does someone need to bring a ball? Or do you think the venue will be able to provide one? Ofc we might need more than one, just in case I send a penalty down to Watford Gap services.

christ... the vote currently dead 50/50 - thirty votes for and thirty against.

Where are you starting from? as in where do i live? if so chapel park, the west end aaaaaaye according to google maps it's just half an hour by car. can you drive? if not, could always try and poach a lift from someone?

Never fit.

Where are you starting from?

Is it near a Metro station? There's a one about 10-15 mins walk away. The name escapes me though. I'll have a look at google maps.

Right, how happy would you all be doing this at Parks in North Shields on their outdoor astroturf?

Aye, thats a good idea. Right - which date would be the best for everyone: 11th January, 18th January or another time? 11th is probably easiest for me.

Was wearing them this afternoon during a kickabout. Was nithering outside Managed to scuff loads and loads of shots so then dropped into midfield and played as a ball winner, got loads of mint tackles and blocks in So would be willing to drop back into a 4-5-1 if we need to shut up shop near the end.

Well, I've got last seasons away top (sky blue) as my light, and I'll just dig out a dark one. I WILL be wearing gloves if it's cold and will deffo be wearing my long-sleeved grey NikePro Compression as well, just so I seem like a total cunt.

I prefer this way, just come in a light/dark top and bring the other one out of the two your not wearing with you.

Good shout.

I personally think the non-NUFC team could just be mixed colours, as long as it's a top that isn't black or white it should be fairly easy to distinguish between each team.

Could just be NUFC home tops against "others" really. Would be easier.

Put me as standby!! I'll still come & watch though can you work a camera well? cos if you're watching, that'd be ideal. you'd still get a game i'd imagine if someone knackared or gets injured.

I would say there's a pretty good chance of at least one person dropping out for whatever reason. Bearing in mind Greg and someone else said they had injuries and weren't sure.

No. I'd much rather we bought Mark Noble.

At the very least there'll be plenty of photos. Like I said, Craig Hope style crappy captions.