Pilko

Edgar :*)

Shove Carroll on for Viduka, keep Viduka fit.

McBride off, Dempsey on.

Zarate scores for Birmingham

Forcing some corners now.

Even Barton playing well by the sounds of it.

2-1 Blackburn, Roberts

The dressing room, it's half time now mate.

Bullard has a great shooting chance - wildly screws it on his left peg.

Great defending by Enrique by the sounds of it.

Dubious linesmanning according to Fat Mick.

Owen fluffs a glorious chance, from a Geremi cross.

Bullard keeps shooting from distance

Bit of both Boro 1 - 0 Derby (Tuncay)

Almost a McBride own goal. Corner II: Faye with an overhead kick the runs across the goal line!!!!

Owen shoots, Keller saves. Corner kick.

Here comes a Geremi corner... BEATS THE FIRST MAN

Keller saves.

VIDUKA!!!

Hopefully we'll win 32-0

I take it no-one really knows what he does then? Would love to see him booted out on his arse, into the dole queue.

Hopefully Edgar and Carroll will get first-team camoes today

Usually leaks about 40 minutes before kickoff.

Getting to the time now where the stadium DJ will roll out Chelsea Dagger?