Pilko

We don't play Watford til the 15th, plenty time yet.

Everyton

They clearly aren't following takeover rumours etiquette here. The report of "Players have been told" needs to come from one of their obscure reserve strikers of yesteryear on Twitter.

Not sure I'd want this fucking knacker giving years of consultancy advice perhaps on a "don't do as I do" basis.

Fucking get in

Applies to a lot of sports including footy but this sudden obsession with calling any kind of stat pack "tale of the tape".

Feels like prime Ronnie late goal and card territory this if it stays goalless.

Wolves have been very good here. This weird Man U 4-2-2-2 thing is a bag of shit.

Cavani and Jimenez 2+ SOT 9/1 (Coral)

Jones & Kilman 20/1

Paddy offering a free £5 on the darts final tonight if you do a £5 bet builder on Man U v Wolves (opt in needed).

I'd like to see Anderson start and maybe blood one or two of the others (Young, White, Stephenson) as subs if appropriate but otherwise would go more or less full strength for this.

Very mildly NSFW - a circus sized penis...

31. From the gecko (instead of from the get-go)

Liverpool win, Milner card, Salah goal, Chelsea card at 18/1 I like assuming Milner starts the match.

Guehi single for me. Benteke and Bowen 2+ SOT 12/1 Coral

Dennis and Moura 2+ SOT 20/1

Partey and Rodri 16/1 Ake and Tierney 33/1

Great news that. Happy New Year lads

Didn't look too likely with no ton plus outs after 3 and a half sets! I also was on the 10+ and 2+ at 40/1, happy days!!

For anyone watching Clayton v Smith in the darts I think 8+ 180s and 2+ 100+ finishes each at 6/1 PP is a cracking price.

Cucarella and Maupay 33/1.

Ake / Pinnock 50/1 Lallana / Rudiger 28/1 Followed the betting village trebles with a couple quid on the Chelsea game too. BTTS in the 5 L1 / L2 games 20/1. Championship daftie: Brereton goal / Brittain card Sporar goal / McNair card Godden goal / Maatsen card 930/1

Was fantastic for a few years and a proper Rolls Royce defender, but like many others from the Ashley era, we held onto him for too long and should have got rid a year or two before we eventually did. His last game when we got done 5-1 at Stamford Bridge he looked absolutely finished. Mind, that said, McClaren allegedly wanted to get rid and sign Richard fucking Keogh to replace him so it would have been worse had the club not insisted we keep him

We had 8 players on the bench of which two were goalies - a total of 16 outfield players (10 on the pitch + 6 on the bench) We regain Hayden from suspension but lose Manquillo to it. Injuries to ASM, Wilson, Fraser would take us to 13. Schar also looked canny fucked or alternatively any other COVID case would take us past the 13 threshold. Also worth pointing out that these figures include Elliot Anderson (2 appearances totalling about 25 mins) and Joe White (yet to make his debut). Hassenhuutl can fuck off, sounds pretty legit to me.