Pilko

The England World Cup 1990 squad were on the coach travelling down the motorway, when a coach of Scotland fans appeared alongside them. The Jocks were giving it V signs, calling the England players every name under the sun, banging on the windows of their coach screaming abuse. Gazza spots them and heads towards the window of the England bus. "Fuck off Gazza, you fat Geordie bastard!" shout the Scotland fans who see him. Gazza grins, pulls down his trousers and his pants, bends over, turns round and waves his bare arse at the opposite coach. The Scotland fans immediately shout back "...and you can fuck off too, Beardsley!"

365 at about 2.10pm... must have been absolutely caned In.

Gone Guehi and Byram 60/1

Slightly harsh on Krafth I think and considering Lascelles wandered away from Cavani on the goal for no good reason I'd be dropping his mark to a 5. Otherwise think that's a good stab at some scores.

Not as high profile an error as we've seen from our lot as late, but why he drops back away from Cavani rather than staying with him on the goal is absolutely baffling.

First time in weeks the ref was decent and we weren't shafted. Got all the big calls right and let it flow.

Far better today. Felt like he faded a bit with 15 to go but did excellently for the goal.

Spot on with selection, subs and gameplan there, no complaints from me tonight. Feel like we go 2 up there without the Wilson injury as he'd have buried that Maxi chance.

95th min time wasting card for Javi Manq lands this. Back on form these last few days (about time too).

Krafth, Schar, Telles cards 80/1 Beg Jow, Manquillo cards 20/1

Lascelles & Fred carded, Ronaldo 2+ SOT, ASM 1+ SOT, Man U win - 64/1

1 & 2 mean I'm absolutely behind 3, personally. There's no accountability and a huge air of arrogance surrounding most top level refs as they make wildly inconsistent and stupid decisions week after week. The only place they'll get shit (assuming they're sensible enough not to read twitter) is from fans in the stadium, players and managers - and I'd like to see more of it until they either get better or start taking accountability for the weekly farce - the one that's fucking us over every single week.

Dubious Man U pen 1 or 2 strong pen shouts for us waved away Individual errors from the Championship Chod Brigade 0-3 Can't wait

Need a Brighton SOT and card for £182 here

Pinnock was 25/1 for 2 SOT and of course i didn't back it

On this with Sky too, around 5s or 6s elsewhere

Lamptey card, Toney assist 31/1 Norgaard 2+ SOT 25/1

This came in again today btw at a slightly smaller 14 games, 39/1. Well worth covering it each week!

Had the bookends of this done by HT. Was for £600, gutted. Thankfully that late MK Dons comeback netted me £109 and an over 1.5s I did the other day which was littered with postponements turned around £192 so not a bad day's work.

Pukki done 3 fouls first half, 16/1 a card in play.

Zaha's a right petulant whinging little cunt, love seeing him sent off. You'd think he's the only tricky, speedy type player in world football to get a foul and a kick the way he goes on.

Tierney and Partey 2+ SOT 115/1

Few card bets across the 3s: Zaha/Livramento/Vestegaard Kabak, Williams/Hughes, Hojbjerg Albrighton/Fornals/McLean Skipp, Ward (free £5)

Free bet365 £5er on the 3.05 at Kempton today as well as their free £5 on any Prem game. Thinking a Guehi/Skipp card double at 25s but will wait for team news.