Pilko

Holding card 4/1 single

It's so if he has a class season for Aberdeen we can get a fee for him, basically.

They should have offered Ronnie player/manager tbh.

Forgot to mention it but clocked Matt Ritchie looking round the Porsche garage at Silverlink on Monday. Seems like it was another Monday spent off work, not learning how to defend for good old Magic Hat Matt.

really earning his money there. I thought his one strength was slapping the lads on the back and getting them all fired up?

Some insane card prices on Paddy. S Longstaff 10/1 Hendrick 15/2 J Murphy 10/1 Joelinton 7/1 Krafth 7/1 Depending on who starts will do some small stake doubles and trebles.

Burnley, Newport and WBA to qualify treble.

Was listening to a podcast recently where a player who is good mates with Ade Akinbiyi said "he didn't ever even walk past a gym let alone go in one".....

Hope he remembers to read the small print in his conetract.

Sky SOT boost - Big Dick Mic and J Vardy to have 2+ SOT each at 10/1 Soucek and Tielemans 2+ SOT 86/1 Soucek and Tielemans carded 25/1

I copied. Halfway!

That's because the geezer doing the Sky Bet odds wears a mask and a striped jumper.

Holding red at 40/1 worth a few quid methinks.

Tierney isn't in the same postcode as James there, so poor. Arsenal are a laughable bag of shit.

Lukaku's a fucking beast. Great goal

Havertz assist and Lukaku 2+ SOT 18/1

Nice of Romeu to not go near a tackle all match like. Get a free fiver for 3/4 at least which I can use on the Chelsea game.

Just need Romeu card for £170

Pogba is class.

Bruno was soft as shite losing the ball for that goal

VARs still making it up as they go along I see, awarding and disallowing things with no consistency. Football is so shit at the minute

JWP gets the bet builder off to a good start

Sky Bet Club Boost, at the very top of the Southampton v Man U listings

Paddy Power bet builder.

Son, Lukaku and Bruno 2+ SOT each 14/1 R.Neves and L.Moura 2+ SOT each 80/1 Pogba and JWP 2+ SOT each 54/1 Bruno SOT, Pogba assist, Romeu card, JWP SOT 33/1