Pilko

Return the favours: Salah/Diaz 85/1 Diaz/Nunez 125/1 (both PP) Ward, Guehi & Fabinho cards 110/1 Nunez, Salah & Diaz to all score & assist 85/1

Thought J.Pedro looked handy whenever I saw him tbh. Young player who can only improve in our setup. Wouldn't be against this at all.

I think as the window nears to a close we'll be more likely to either pay that extra £5-£10m to get a priority target over the line, or we'll be able to get a loan deal as someone becomes available. There's no way we don't do anything at all IMO, would be such a miss if we didn't strengthen the front end of the pitch.

What a pity it was to see Honest Kai Havertz for Chelsea on the wrong side of a blatant foul not given today. Amazing how the entire bench kicked off about it, clearly they have short memories after the refs handed them 3pts versus us last season. Entitled southern cunts.

Backed Brentford heavy last night at 3/1 which undid a lot of the damage of Saturday 3pm. Sheff U, Blackburn, West Ham treble today. Will have a few dabbles on the Chelsea game too.

Wilson's PL record for us is a couple of goals short of 1 in 2 and that spans the Bruce era and only includes 3 games since Howe sorted us out properly. A good enough striker will still score goals in our current side with Bruno and Trippier looking to create, whereas we know Wood can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo. Give us a creative CM and a right winger but Wood still only gets you a couple of goals max in those 16 games he's likely to play. I'd back a proper striker to get more in our current side within that number of games.

Those of you who are saying Ramos or a.n.other striker is less important than a right winger or centre mid - it's worth reminding you all that Wilson has only been fit to feature in 46/78 (59%) PL fixtures since he signed for the club. As it stands we're statistically likely to see Wood start 16 games this season. A striker is absolutely fucking critical IMO.

Usual 0-something and move on. I'd shake hands on keep it to 3 and no injuries or suspensions.

Martinez has to be one of the worst defenders I've seen in years. 5'7 and slow as fuck, a bit like watching Warwick Davis play centre half.

Awful day today. Accrington and Wycombe firmly on the cunt list.

Good result that considering the pattern of play. Pope was excellent. Nice practice for next week's likely defendathon too.

Mings is dogshit. As if Gerrard dropped Konsa for him.

Great to see that disgusting little peroxide rat denied by the flag. Wanker

Hope that's us.

Look at those two fucking jumped up entitled twats running about on the touchline every time there's a foul or whatever. Hate the pair as managers, both shit and both arseholes.

Wilson & Welbeck 2+ SOT 13/1 (Sky) Willock FGS 18/1 (Sky) Burn card 4/1 (bet365)

That's the Championship fer ya. Anyone can beat anyone ya kneuw.

I think Gerrard is a prat and has handled the Mings thing badly through the press, but tbf there were error-strewn periods last season where Tyrone from Coronation Street would have done a better job at centre half for Villa.

Early contender for worst punts of the season there from me. 12-0 on corners to WBA

Nice of Watford to give away corner after corner to totally kill the long shots dead nice and early

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2 sot and 3 corners for wba In 5 mins how I've missed betting.

Like that a lot. Good odds

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Watford 6+ SOT and 6+ corners 24/1 Watford 8+ SOT and 8+ corners 255/1