Pilko

I reckon Wood will start vs Wolves but we'll try get 20 mins out of Isak if he's registered.

Letting the first half decent manager they've had in about six or seven year go to a divisional rival and looking to recrewt their former fave Sewpa Kev from a non-leygue club to take over. Gerld

Here we don't go

His distribution wasn't great but he looked like Franz Beckenbauer compared to the lad stood to his left. He battled hard and got a lot better after he scored, it seemed to give him a lift. Still don't want to see much of him this season, he doesn't inspire confidence.

Just got back from Tranmere, hopefully we never draw them again shit ground and an annoying drive. We were utter crap til Trippier came on, really poor. Having two lads who fucking hate the ball at the back really hurt us - Jama not great, but Dummett fucking horrendous. I bet even the Tranmere players were looking at him and saying "fuck me, he's shit". Suddenly Tripps is on and within 60 seconds puts in two quality deliveries, one headed off the line and one goal. Anderson looked bright and tidy and grafted hard, some lovely neat touches in space and one or two good moments. Longstaff was slow and ponderous but looked like Linford Christie when compared to Ritchie. I reckon I could pouch thirty quid of Chinese takeaway and a four pack and still keep pace with him. Quite why he felt the need to ping a promising free kick straight out for a goal kick in the first half and then turn round and bollock and gee-up the other players immediately after is anyone's guess. Botman looked canny other than the 55mph back pass he fired at Darlow, Lewis also handy enough when introduced. Pleased for Wood to get a goal, didn't get much service but grafted his nads off all game long and had some good touches. That said, hopefully we won't see him start too many more games what with the incomings. Overall, job done just about and crisis averted!

£60m for someone who feasibly has 8-10 years at the top level to come versus £60m for a 30-year old Madrid cast-off looking for a payday. I know which I'd rather spend on.

Some cheeky wee original scamp has changed his Wikipedia page to say he's an NUFC player too.

Wonder if he's as well as Isak?

Fucking hell. What a signing.

Mega yellow card prices on our lads tonight with 365. Lascelles 6/1 I like. In from the cold, eager to prove something, always looks rusty when he comes into the team. Ritchie 7/1 seems long too. 55/1 the pair.

Opta have overturned it lads! All bookies paying out on the Eriksen SOT.

All well and good but not when he's costing them a goal every game, which he is at the moment!

Trent is comically bad. Stubborn Klopp will keep picking him and he'll keep costing them goals, long may it continue.

What's the Opta rule for not counting that? It's clearly a shot and it's going top bin before the keeper palms it over corrupt cuntz.

Both sides to get a card in first 10mins - 140/1. Few quid on

I don't like Liverpool or Klopp but I hope they absolutely pezzle Man U tonight, a full dicking of epic proportions.

Yep. Was playing for them in the summers when Bruce was in charge despite specific instructions from Lard Arse that he wasn't allowed

Sky boost 9/1 Bruno and Martinez carded 18/1

Get in. Get this done in next few days and then let's see what we can nab on deadline day.

cwarr07 will be spinning in his grave

Is Gerrard seriously buying more wingers fucking hell.

Only a two minute cameo today I know but put in an excellent block at the death, worthy of a shout out. Just as well we sat Ritchie down instead

That bit when he was explaining that he's not bothered if he doesn't get many touches because he's more bothered about scoring, cos he's not bothered about touches, if I have touches I'm not bothered, I'd rather be scoring so it doesn't bother me, more bothered about scoring than having a touch... fuck me, I thought he was going to go on for ever

Bit much for a Sunday night but each to his own, enjoy.

Had a quick scroll through the first 5 pages of the Blue Moon post match thread and there's loads calling "corruption" and calling the ref shit cos of the VAR rescinded red thick bastards must have missed him giving them every single marginal decision and then ignoring identical fouls they made all afternoon long.