Pilko

Fulham tends to be the team that shocks for me. Johnny Heitinga, Olivier Dacourt, Eidur Gudjohnsen all played for them apparently

Incredibly annoying close but no cigar kind of weekend. Savic and Foyth double later, 9/1, to salvage something.

I do, plus isn't going over the ball with both feet off the ground considered dangerous play?

VAR is an absolute blight on football, absolutely bullshit random decisions every single week.

I'm sure Ole will majestically remember how to set up a team properly for this one.

Surely this is Exhibit A in terms of Solskjaer being a fucking useless muppet?

Fred's a fucking laugh and a half isn't he Quite like the look of Trincao.

Stan Ternent definitely worth a mention also

Westwood used to be such a nailed on card, been a huge let down lately.

I remember the hype around the 15,000th. Ended up being Moritz '15,000' Volz

I'll be disappointed if we only lose by 2 or 3. Need at least a margin of 5 here.

Varane/Moutinho 33/1 (it's Dean) Pogba assist/Neves 2+ SOT 44/1 Pogba & Trincao 2+ SOT 38/1

Great use of those two as an example. If anyone remembers QPR striker and FM legend Rowan Vine, he recently said on a podcast that "if there's two blokes in football who'd look in the mirror and have a wank, it's Phil Brown and Alan Pardew"

Westwood and Ayling cards 33/1

What chances were these exactly? Wilson had a header saved just before HT from a corner, a 25 yard free kick from Murphy went over and Murphy also had a deflected cross tipped round. That was it He's on another planet the fucking imbecile.

Is this "who's the biggest PFM" or "who's actually the best out of the PFM types"?

£25m for Zouma is unbelievably good value, top top signing for West Ham that.

Paul Lambert Owen Coyle

Tactics Tim Sherwood

Murphy for the first Southampton goal was absolutely laughable, basically stands there and watches Redmond saunter past him. He doesn't even have the instincts of a defender. Ritchie I felt a bit sorry for today in that Maxi tends to wander over to the right, so all day there's a massive yawning chasm in front of him and nobody to try pick out with a ball down the line. The whole thing is a lopsided disjointed mess and of course no matter how crap some of the players are, the main culprit is the tin of Spam in a tracksuit waddling around the technical area.

Him and Murphy are absolutely rotten, huge part of why we look like even more of a bag of shit than we usually do under Bruce.

We genuinely didn't have a touch in their third for the first half an hour. Didn't even lay a glove. Miracle we got a point today, absolutely chronic. Murphy in particular was a disgrace. Our team is canny poor but it looks worse than it should because of the fat lard on the touchline.

He should be thanking his lucky stars we got a point from that not moaning about the pen, the thick fat cunt.

I think they're making sensible signings for a team at that level with cash. They've not gone down the flair player route, it's all established "top" players from League 2 with proven longevity who they'll phase out if/when they make it to League 1.