Pilko

Heed 3-0 up in 15 minutes away at Wealdstone.

Fraser scores for Southampton, exact replica of the Bruno corner routine against Forest last week.

Switched Porro and Joao Pedro for Pau Torres and Hojlund. Triple captain on Haaland, may as well.

Toney would blow Eddie's "no dickheads" policy right out of the water, good as he is.

I'd be tempted to play Barnes through the middle with Gordon and Murphy either side if we've no recognised striker.

Murder on the M4

Just booked for absolutely fuck all, wasn't even a foul. Great experience for the useless cunts we have in our league as referees.

12 weeks fuck off man. Absolutely need shot of him in the summer. Been a brilliant player, an unreal scoring record during the Bruce days particularly and someone I'll always remember fondly but his injury record is a joke. Not like it's even one recurring issue either, you'd think he was held together with sellotape.

We need to take Man U to the cleaners with this. Either secure a ridiculous fee and/or make him wait ages on gardening leave. Absolutely don't allow them to take the piss. Would expect us to include clauses around him not being able to poach any of our staff or players for a certain time period too. I'm sure Ashworth has done a good job in a lot of areas but there'll be other talented sporting directors out there who we can go and secure. In a way it's a shame he's apparently looking to leave just as the club has pared up all the internal departments from the Ashley skeleton staff era. Hopefully we can secure a replacement without it causing too much friction.

It'll be absolewt carnage if Mogga's new mob dismantle them at the weekend. Wonder if they'll be rolling out this all time classic in the away end?

Brentford 1-2 Liverpool Burnley 0-3 Arsenal Fulham 0-2 Villa Newcastle 2-1 Bournemouth Forest 1-1 West Ham Spurs 2-1 Wolves Man City 3-0 Chelsea Sheff United 0-2 Brighton Luton 1-2 Man United Everton 3-1 Palace Man City 3-0 Brentford Liverpool 4-1 Luton

Reminds me of the famous "mags green with envy" remark when they were signing shite like Craig Gardner and fucking Ji Dong-Won as we got Ba and Cabaye in

Appreciate the effort from him as always but he looked nowhere near it all day. Don't think he's fit.

Hnnnnnnnnnnng

The Burn thing seems strangely stubborn, Livramento has proven to be reliable and a good defender and we could do with his pace in the backline if the opposition has speedy wingers when we've got the table footy keeper rooted to his line 9 times out of 10. Can understand why he wants him in for his height and his leadership qualities but I would also expect a bit more of a "horses for courses" approach if there's someone on the opposition right wing who can catch pigeons. Also don't understand the hesitation to sub a clearly gassed Gordon when we have Murphy available, he was on fumes for about 15 minutes. It didn't matter in the end but it seemed fairly clear to see. Good win in the end but another heart stopping game to watch. I'd love a boring 1-0 win with loads of control from us soon.

Mind, Sels looked even worse

That's a second yellow all day, bottling bald fucking wanker.

Please put some fresh legs on FFS.

This ref is an utter utter cunt. Just letting blatant fouls go.

We look shite here. One simple ball over the top and we're all over the place.

Like a Subbuteo keeper normally, but decides to hare off his line when he should have stayed put. Second one he can do nowt about but we just seem to concede loads when he plays whether he's directly at fault or not.

Admire his loyalty to Burn but it's costing us too much. He's not learning from what's happened in past games and it's a worry. Livramento must wonder what the fuck he has to do to start a game.

This is shite.

He's good, reliable cover. Happy for him to play the "Dummett role" next season.

How about they improve the standard of officiating, which is absolutely fucking shamefully poor? That's a better long-term cure for the dissent issue than turning the game into a rugby match with bloody sin bins.