Pilko

Spurs just keep hitting new Spursy heights

Why's this thick Scouse cunt so desperate for red cards? It's a great game that could do without one unless it's incredibly blatant.

A man who once spat at someone from a car window cry-arsing about people throwing pieces of paper. Get fucked.

That "what" from Carragher

Sanchez is like a competition winner. Got to be the worst first choice goalkeeper in the league with the exception of Muric.

That's a bit good from Jadon tbf

IMO just get the win as a platform to build confidence on, and then we can start to perform more consistently from there.

This is a laugh. Spurs win 6-0 please.

Typical that Leicester seem to have perked up a bit under Ruud. This is a "just win", performance doesn't matter, bounces in off someone's nob end in the 95th minute for 1-0 will do. Fail to win this and it really will ramp up the pressure on the management team in a big way.

First attack first goal for Fulham Great finish by Jimenez tbf.

Seems as though he's lead Man United DOWN THE GARDEN PATH!!!!

If he was seriously touting Southgate no wonder they potted him.

"A transitional period for the club" it says in that statement. They've been in one of those for about 10 years

Funny as fuck this, here's King Rat all penny pinching to the nth degree but spunks a huge wad of dough over to us for this prat to work there for 5 minutes

I was really critical of him earlier in the season, but he's scoring now. Having to score 3+ goals to win a game every week isn't sustainable, you could argue he's doing his job more than the defence are.

Fearing we will be forced to sell in the summer as he's not going to want to piss about in mid table. He's too good.

German darts player Max Hopp and comedy goalkeeper Matz Sels

Ruben Alsoran doing a great job here.

We've played all of those and our record is W1, D1, L3. 5 points from 5 games. That goes some way to explaining it.

Shit show again. Can't defend, can't chase a deficit, can't do away games, can't be arsed unless it's a big occasion, won't change from this formation which has been figured out. I can't see how anyone can mitigate for or defend that second half showing. Pitiful away from home yet again. Lack of investment, stagnation in the squad, poor form from some big players have all really hindered him but this squad should be doing better than it is.

An absolutely embarrassing second half. Unacceptable.

Can't be, I thought we were creating bucket loads of chances every week and Isak and Gordon missing them was the only reason we weren't in a title charge.

Some still won't have a bad word said against the manager either. Not all on him of course, the lack of spending and poor form of a few key players are definitely factors. But losing games to bottom half fodder too often and only showing up for the big occasions is firmly on him.

No, no, everyone other than Liverpool is inconsistent so despite being about 13th we're still only 7 points off 4th and it's all individual errors for the goals rather than a massive issue with our mentality and pattern of play so don't you dare criticise.

Raising our game for the big teams and then producing this defensively shocking shit show away at fucking Brentford, man. There's a serious issue with the mentality and/or motivation of these players.