Pilko

Gateshead announced that they've reached agreement with the council to satisfy EFL qualification criteria should they get there. Why the cunts couldn't settle that last season and let them have the crack at the playoffs I don't know but good news at least.

Let's hear it for the England B team!

Piss off Kane. Pathetic that he went so deep for the ball in the first place.

I'm sure there'll be flat track bully goals against the knacker sides for Kane in future qualifiers, and the odd pen, but this England side are held back by him so much. Really hope Tuchel can squeeze the last bit out of him and find a way for this side to get goals from him and he calls international footy a day after WC26. Watching him potter around midfield in the way of Bellingham all the time is painful.

Play on Madueke you bellend. Appeal for it when the ball goes out FFS.

Pay them more if they stop being so incredibly shit and inconsistent across the board. They're fucking rubbish.

More of a rugby man. Admits it.

You'd think today of all days with the internationals they'd make it a tenner, give it a big push and try get fans without a game to go to along wouldn't you.

Fabianski?

Jonny Evans Raheem Sterling Kyle Walker Seamus Coleman Those are my best guesses

Coote scandal update! Referee sleeps in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers

It was David Coote who assassinated JFK as well.

He'll be on the phone asking the Wetherby Whaler to stay open past ten so he can divert the team bus after the game, only 20 mins down the road.

Seen Manish Bhasin is 12/1. Really hope when he goes to the interview he rolls out some of his Football League Show clips with Steve Claridge fuck me that was a depressing point in our history having to stay up to watch that absolute shit heap.

Surely they've got to take the Lineker cash and throw it at Stelling to keep it alive. Nowt against Logan or Chappers etc but I think they need to go box office.

He couldn't wait to jump ship either.

Hope he gets his first cap, but equally hope he doesn't play both games as we're one injury away from a big problem at right back.

Feel like this might be a bit like Southampton on the opening day where we expect a heavy, comfortable win but it might be a bit more nip and tuck. Still think we'll win but foresee a 2-1 with a late-ish clincher. Obviously I'd love to be wrong, for everything to click and us to take advantage of an opponent in poor form and give them a hiding.

You'd imagine it'll be Livra - Schar - Kelly - Hall after the international break with Targett and Alex Murphy as cover.

First thing that came to mind was:

Reid actually looks like he's took a few stone off since his Sunlin days

Andy Reid in the Forest gear. Famous Transit van wanking sensation Neil Shipperley and a pre gastric Razor Ruddock as well.

hope he gets away with it because he's right, Klopp is a cunt, and in terms of card betting he loves waving them about does auld Cootey.