Pilko

Ponderous, predictable shite. He has no other ideas. It'll be five more of these performances to come with more repetitive quotes in the pressers.

This is fucking crap

Genuinely nice to read some joy on here at the minute. Congrats and I hope you get the cup!

No wonder he's a Bournemouth legend.

So much for all that training time he's been crying on about all season. We look worse.

Well done lads. Another fine mess.

Feel bad for him tbh. He basically kept our heads above water for the first part of the season with some key goals, had a bit of a dry spell and now isn't really considered for a striking spot despite us probably having little to play for.

Looks like that's Leeds out of it. For possibly the first time in my life I'll be cheering on those mincing south coast seagulls later.

Elanga fuck me.

Not wanted on voyage, clearly.

Ooh baby do you know what that's worth Ayden Heaven's got a starting berth

"I think we are a passing style" I really hope that's just media management and he doesn't truly believe that.

ABBA goal music at Fiorentina even more mental than Bayern. Gimme gimme gimme

Won't be able to pad his stats with pens if he moves to the big boy teams. He'll be shown up as the limited, occasionally good player he is.

Welcome to NUFC, Adama Traore

Oh my Olise

Oh my god 2-3 Mbappe

Same as the "postage stamp" free kick that was about a metre away from the post

This is absolutely class. Going to be an all timer.

Hope we go a goal up so I can pile cash on Bournemouth and earn some holiday money for the next few months.

He'd be on the bench anyway, not tall enough.

Neuer having an absolutely dog game here

Problem is, the game would have kicked off again and we'd have conceded by the time it finished playing.

Going to end up as one of the classic two-legged CL ties this.

Manuel Pope