Pilko

I really hate how the local fish wrappers insist on framing any comment from this idiot as 'Steve Bruce hits out at...' or 'Steve Bruce has come out fighting' or 'Steve Bruce issues rallying cry' etc. You then actually listen to him speak and he sounds like the sort of bloke who would go home from a stag do early to watch Holby City.

Wonder how long it takes him and Shelvey to do a lap of the pitch during Brucey's running sessions? So so painfully slow.

I'm assuming if we were allowed a 4th sub, Brewcie would sub himself on for Almiron to up that centre half quota even further.

for those who've played Fallout 3, our medical dept is:

Well done he's 34.

Always seems to be midweek I would guess? Reckon we'll slide to a 2-0 loss here. I'm backing Longstaff S in the injury raffle.

Hopefully just signing him so Ritchie can end the cunt's season with a reducer in training.

Yesterday was shocking til Hayden popped up and won me a shade over £100. 11/2 seemed way too generous on us.

That red for Steve Cook. love it.

I'm just relieved he got through 90 minutes unscathed tbh. The assist is a huge bonus.

That late corner was fucking terrible.

He was good again today, my remark last week about him being due a shitter this week was clearly incorrect, fair play. Really hope he chains together more of these performances, would rather be proven wrong and he plays well consistently.

Did well today. Was fouled all day long too and the ref gave him fuck all.

He's a £4m full back poached from a mid table French side alright. Pony.

0-1, Ritchie and Hayden injuries.

Needed a Luiz card for £400, other 3 parts of my RAB landed. Fucking sick.

Liverpool saw Howe coming with Solanke like. He's absolutely chod.

He does. Good today, he'll be shite next week.

"Wuv had some rotten luck with injuries, that's for sure"

Great confidence boost for those U23 lads on the fringes... knowing they'll be unused subs whilst Brucey rushes back the senior lads despite them being obviously crocked.

Dwight Gayle injured 25 minutes into his comeback? Must be rotten luck and definitely not rushed back into action too soon.

Paul Dummett injured 10 minutes into his comeback? Must be rotten luck and definitely not rushed back into action too soon.

Zaha's bulging eyes at the ref as he tries to con his millionth pen, what a disgusting cheating cunt he is.

You try getting an Alsation to testify.

Martin Kelly almost gives Martinelli a goal.