Pilko

How many Steves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Villa clever not bothering to close down Yedlin, as he can't cross a ball for toffee.

The fuck are Villa doing trying to keep playing positively and put us to the sword here? Much better sitting back at 2-0 up hoping you don't concede.

"Wuh switched off and when yuh switch off in this Premier League, yuh get punished. Wuh got wuh backsides kicked"

Fernandez for Carroll at half time, calling it.

Anyone got a ceremonial stone cabbage handy?

Oh good, Yedlin's back to costing us goals again.

Steve Harper sees Karl Darlow sat on the bench at SJP next week:

Score draw I reckon.

Almiron 12/1 fgs, fiver Willems anytime goal Dummett, Hayden and Grealish carded 350/1 - quid free bet

Class.

Hope that Unsworth gets another stint for a laugh.

For fucks sake

Ole's surely got to be getting the tin tack tomorrow. Hope not though.

This is mint

Did the wildcard ready for next week. Ended up with Patricio, Button Tomori, Lundstram, Lowton, Willems, Soyuncu Perez, Mane, Sterling, Son, Ndidi Abraham, Joelinton, Jimenez

Have taken Sheff U at 3/1.

Swindon were just better than evens yesterday and lumping on them partially salvaged an otherwise dismal day.

Glenn Whelan is fucking atrocious like.

That's No Way To Tell A Lie - James Dean Bradfield to go along with the Lightning Seeds as the two timeless and brilliant goal of the month tunes.

As if anyone can complain about this England side at the minute ffs World Cup semi followed by a near-flawless canter to topping the group scoring shit loads of goals featuring young players who are improving game by game. Shite like.

Kane fgs 16/5 Sterling anytime England 5+ corners England win 35+ booking points 15/2

Kane's a proper flat track bully for England like.

At least nowadays we stick shite like these to the sword and try to score a hatful rather than the typical half paced 2 goal margin tedium fest we've seen in previous eras.

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