Pilko

Which commentator said "not sure that's a booking" VAR used well there, correct call with a red.

I think he'll look alright in that side actually, not a bad move.

Amazing scenes watching Man U getting absolutely scuttled in their own ground like.

Selective VAR again. If that kick from Lacazette is a known "bad lad" like Shelvey it's a red.

Ashley will probably sanction the beating of Rochdale and Oxford, knowing full well we'll draw a PL or decent Championship side in the 5th round and get knocked out anyway. This will allow him to make comments about Steve Burst really giving the cups a go, proven by how he got further than anyone else has.

Decent draw for a change there.

Glenn Murray :lol: wonder who the next choice is. Chris Iwelumo or maybe Mamady Sidibe?

There's merit in Joelinton being incorrectly utilised and just generally shite like. He's as flat footed as I've seen a striker, doesn't follow shots in or gamble on anything in the box. If he had those instincts he'd have scored a couple more by now, even despite Bruce's neanderthal tactics and trying to use him as a battering ram when he's not suited to it.

Taking off two of the quickest players in the team for two slow, unfit plodders was never a plan dreamt up by Einstein was it? Another fine day Steve.

Pardew subtly telling the fans what's going to happen at the end of the season with his clothing there.

I can't believe Joelinton stood still and watched that perfect ball trickle across the 6 yard box. He deserves all the shit he's getting from the mong army in the away end like.

Entirely deserved. We're a fucking pathetic club.

Yedlin's an absolute joke of a footballer.

I'd love to see a Joelinton highlight reel from this game.

Get up there Miggy

Krafth is 17/2 to be carded today, playing out of position and probably rusty.

Fernandez, Krafth and Hayden at CB with Atsu LWB? Bloody hell.

Sheff Wed are value today.

Tosun would instantly be our best striker like.

1-0 Rochdale, deflected own goal after about 75 mins.

"A couple of plates spinning" probably refers to the two Rustlers burgers he's just hoyed into microwaves in the area adjacent to the press room.

He always seems to get an injury when the window is open like. Little cunt.

Good on him, class player and deserved better than playing in front of the utter fucking divvies that are our matchgoing fan base.

Stockport are a good price today. Also fancy Forest at evens and Swindon to bounce back away at Plymouth.

"Whey, wor Yoshi scored in the cup game against Leicester, that's for sure, so he'll roll up his sleeves and have a crack at doing it again today"