Pilko

Burnley are just better than the sum of their parts. Fair play.

Semedo card and Dendoncker SOT 20/1

More punishments in the next few weeks for Bruce "Mike Ashley announces club dust tax" "NUFC agree canteen catering deal with Veggie Plant Kitchen" "Newcastle Council: people with middle name Roger banned from local takeaways"

Ademola Lookman 9/2 for 2+ SOT tonight looks tasty. Westwood/Cash card double 14/1, Tielemans/Godfrey card double, 20/1. Long shot (if they play): Reece James 2+ SOT, Thiago Silva 1+ SOT, Ruben Neves 1+ SOT 141/1

Right now I think anyone with some bite or energy in centre mid would improve us a hell of a lot, even if they're shit and under Bruce's guidance.

Tend to agree, depends on the refs really. I might start being more particular and only backing games with Tierney, Pawson and Dean. Shots on target is where it's at. Ajayi 13/2 for 1, Cancelo was 22/1 for 2 which I also pondered and didn't back.

2 nowt with Everton not really breaking sweat.

Don't see this card happening, they're too deep.

That’s 2 in after 15 mins! Unreal picks those two! Fingers crossed for later Cheers! I have had soucek in a fair bit lately he’s a big goal threat! Outstanding bet that, nice work!

Interesting that he doesn’t mention ASM. Or the fact that he's been constantly benching and subbing Almiron all fucking season to fit in his favourite shite British plodders.

Love Gundogan me. Proper underrated player, such class.

Ajayi SOT in after 3 mins he was 13/2 the single too. Manages one every game almost

Vokins card 8/1 Semi Ajayi SOT and card 81/1

Armstrong and JWP 2+ SOT 142/1

Predictions "Wuh got higher up the pitch" "Unlucky not to score more" "It's about finding that balance that's the Premier League" "Wuh've been under the pump so the response was pleasing to see" "Dust worselves doon and look forwards to the next one"

Ah fuck

There'll be some hungry wives and kiddies in the caves if that's the cunt out hunting the woolly mammoth.

Shelvey :lol: fucking shite

"Wuh got higher up the pitch and that was pleasing ya know" - but glossing again over the fact we didn't create even a half chance worth mentioning.

Tell you what, these 6pm kickoffs we're involved in are doing wonders for my productivity at work, getting more done than ever. I see we're getting beat again

That’s 2 in after 15 mins! Unreal picks those two! Fingers crossed for later

Shelvey and Hendrick :lol: they definitely come into the training canteen with a box of Krispy Kremes every day like, no other way they'd get picked.

Raphinha and Harrison 2+ SOT each 44/1 Ajayi card & SOT for later - 81/1

17/2 with VirginBet, I'm all over it. Ayling & Lewis cards 22/1 Leeds win to nil Leeds -1 Leeds 7+ corners NUFC 1+ cards 17/1 Lascelles, Milivojevic, Sawyers and Ward-Prowse card quad. 315/1

My best guess Darlow; Krafth, Lascelles, Schar, Hayden, Ritchie; Shelvey, Hendrick, Fraser; Joelinton, Wilson