Pilko

He'd end up on his arse in the crowd at a Barry Manilow concert. Soft as shite.

Jacob Murphy would get knocked to the ground in the fucking Boxing Day sales the soft sod.

How many goals has Saint-Maximin scored against Fiji? Exactly... none.

I know he's crap but I just got 17/1 for Ritchie 2+ SOT with Coral which is hellishly long considering he's playing in the front three and may well take free kicks. Took Isak goal & card at 37/1 Joelinton and Michael Smith card double 40/1

Yep, he played as a striker and he was absolutely hoop. It was definitely that game which caused us to rush the Wood signing through as we desperately needed a focal point.

Sounds like a sensible appointment. He knows the club.

His next job will probably be at Barnet as well.

What an awful horrid cheating fouly whinging cunt Bruno Fernandes is. Total prick.

"And today's official attendance is fifty three thousand and summat or other, which is more than the Mags can fit in theirs. Thank yew for your support"

Crap when he came on. He's so weak, gets muscled off the ball constantly. And when he got opportunities to cross they were laughable overhits. We'll turn draws into wins when our first two off the bench aren't Wood and this joker. Bit of quality on and we start to nick games like this one some of the time.

Different sort of game than Leeds but a much improved showing. He'd still be out there running come midnight if we needed.

Feel like there's been a wee downer on BDB lately with him not being a natural attacker at LB but fucking hell he was colossal tonight. Popped Botman for MOTM in my eyes.

Pope 8 Trippier 8 Botman 8 Schar 8 Burn 8.5 Bruno 6.5 Sean 7 Willock 7 Almiron 7 Wilson 6 Jow 8 Wood 5 Murphy 0 Maxi 5

Eddie desperately trying to chin Mikel Arteta whilst Mad Dog Tindall restrains him, what a role reversal Class result today, with Isak we win that IMO.

If Arsenal's players ran around as much as their arsehole manager on the touchline they might be able to create more than 1 proper chance in 90 mins. All fart and no shit, no match for our rock solid side.

Huge save from Nketiah and expert time wasting without taking the piss. He's class.

That's a fantastic battling point.

That Wilson yellow is soft as shite. First foul FFS.

Wilson 2+ SOT 5/1 on b365 is a hell of a price.

FYI for Virgin Media users they'll add Sky Sports SD channels for £15.75 a month with 30 day cancellation notice, put it on the other day to get the finals of the darts and our games over the next month or two.

Aye. I originally said nil-nil but the more I consider it the more I think it could be like the City game if we approach it right, an end-to-end basketball style match with plenty goals.

Not like Klopp to be an obtuse wanker to an interviewer now is it? God, the bloke is insufferable win lose or draw. The day he fucks off from the Premier League will be incredible.

6 minutes Hope Brentford get a fourth late into the 6.

Yessssss Fuck you Klopp you mega cunt

Oh man fuck off