Pilko

I reckon sitting outside SD giving away free brollies to shoppers when it's raining would be class like.

Aguero captain - hits woodwork twice Alexander-Arnold - hits woodwork twice Mane - hits woodwork Boly - scores... third sub Not my week at all

A bloke in my office always calls it 'Scramble Goalie which makes my toes curl.

He'll get a run off the bench at Forest to remind clubs he's match fit and available I bet.

Brentford's manager looks like one of the PFM brigade but they actually play some really nice stuff and it's a youthful side without awful bloggers. Wouldn't mind seeing them come up.

Bruce borrowed Pards "night of the golden crosses" tonight

Gross with the pen, class

Aguero captain - 3 goals and assist D Silva - goal Sane - assist Mitrovic - goal Sessegnon - assist Trippier - goal and bonus Still got Gross, Trent and Mane left to play. Much better than last week

Got overs in Man City, Man U, Sunderland and Brentford games at 10/1. Looking alright. Mad request a bet too. Knockaert, Murray, Pogba and Lukaku all 2+ shots on target at 350/1

Perch hatty in the second half.

He was shite like.

When do the schools go back again?

I'm furious he was allowed to take that pen more than anything else. Playing like he thinks it's Fifa Street not the Premier League this season. Like a different player.

Piss poor that. Kenedy is on smack, Manquillo not a footballer in any sense and ref is shite. Need to be at 0-0 and get Rondon on to stand any chance. Feels horribly similar to the Huddersfield 1-0 loss last year.

Love the fact that some people seem to confuse Shaqiri with Daiquiri We're bombing the storage depots at Shaqiri at 1900 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. When will he start a Premier League game? I can't tell you that. It's classified.

There's no smoke without fire..

A retrospective ban, get in. Does us the world of good that.

Had 7 points before Mane as captain bailed me out. Need Aguero to do something too.

I hope Atsu is banished from the 18 after yesterday like.

Why are we surprised at his standpoint? It's Ashley and Co's complete lack of ambition which kept him on the payroll for a further 6 or 7 seasons.

He was class today, just really unfortunate that his worst 3 or 4 touches of the day were at crucial moments. He'll be vital this season.

Hope it's not as bad as feared, Manquillo is the pits. That said, Yedlin was shite today as well.

1-2.

I normally hate to do this but there must be some stats somewhere which highlight the sheer amount of times he gave the ball away in midfield. And this is not because he was playing more hollywood forward passes per se, a lot of the short sideways ones he gifted straight to Spurs. I thought he was ineffective in terms of presence too.

Shelvey, Atsu and Yedlin were absolutely appalling, particularly Jonjo. The rest all did well and apart from the shockingly slack marking on Alli for the winner we looked good.