Pilko

Probably end up with Marlon Dingle.

What a thumping finish that is from Phillips.

Dwight just hit the Sunday roast

It's not actually Carragher, it's his doppelganger. Or, if you like, spitting double.

Blatant Spurs red card ignored by the ref then soft pen given to Spurs.

Colbs still shit and fouling players all over the shop.

Bishop to NE1. Check.

Rondon and Gayle will go ahead, then otherwise it'll be low-key exits for Woodman on loan, Lazaar, Saivet, Armstrong, Toney etc if we can find takers.

0-1 Llorente 78'

Some really poor performances today like. Dummett, Murphy, Joselu and Hayden were the pits. Yedlin was the only one who looked any cop. A good side would have absolutely leathered us and although it was a pre-season friendly, its worrying for Spurs next week - potential to get properly scuttled.

Poor fucker

Away in the summer with Rafa like, 100%.

See you Rafa. Kindly turn the lights out on your way out.

Bats for me like

4-0 Embarrassing scoreline, pre season friendly or not like.

Hayden and Gayle starting despite one wanting away and us desperately trying to peddle the other.

Steven Taylor released by Newcastle

Clearly you don't see the difference between a strongly worded letter and people actually staying away, half empty ground, protests etc. I'm fully aware of the past effects ffs.

Even if he did, he will give absolutely no shits.

Mawson is a bottom half Prem player but he'll nab 4-5 goals a season and that makes him a decent idea.

Talk about the England squad please.

Perez gets abused in the ground by all the old cunts who think they know best like. So he should. Barring a good 5 games at the end of the season, he’s been woeful for 2 years. Perez gets abused in the ground by all the old cunts who think they know best like. So he should he's shite and unbelievably lightweight not good enough at all Say hi to the rest of the miserable old wankers in the East Stand for me lads.

Gutted. He was in class form towards the end of last season.

Damien Duff assist