Pilko

We need Bruno to exert a bit more influence on this.

So many passes from us slightly over or under hit so far.

Should be hitting the target there Willock.

Nobody marking him whatsoever, that's absolutely pathetic.

Oh for fucks sake man. Done off a set piece, absolutely shit.

Last two are correct. Edgar bagged in 1-5 home loss to Liverpool. Longstaff was home and away to Man U in the same season. And Peacock also scored at home to Spurs.

Yeah well done, this completes the set.

Perch aye. Correct also. Got the 1 in the Given final straw match at home 1-5 to Liverpool.

I only said that because I thought putting a hyphen in wall pushers was cheating the one word brief.

Scored home and away against them, so no. Correct Scored in a home game Vs Spurs also, so no. Correct 3 more to go.

There are 43 players who have scored precisely 1 Premier League goal for Newcastle United. 5 of these scored their only PL goal for us against Manchester United - can you name them?

Bit weird how they've all got on a flight to Copenhagen immediately after the early kickoff must have taken their bags to the game.

Liverpool: Victims

What a fucking goal. He's had a class game so far Hutchinson Fuck Man U

get out of here, he's a knob.

Anyone else quite like Ipswich until you remember that ginger bellend is involved?

Catch yerself on wee Declan. Nobody wants to hear someone fawning over Man United.

What do managers see in that Muric other than his size? He's fucking awful

"It is utopian" Fuck off and retire Drury

Interesting to see what they do. I think Moyes would establish them as a mid table team again if he can keep them above water this season, but they could definitely be more ambitious and go for a more exciting, progressive appointment and gamble on being able to break into the 7-10th group.

@Alan Pardew any word from Leicester?

Jammy fucking bastards.

Time for them to buy a real goalkeeper. McCarthy is pap.

Hahahaha. Get in. Lovely breakaway gol

Was doing my tits in yesterday how so many people on TV etc were talking about them being 11pts clear as if this game and the City game were done and dusted. Would love to see Southampton get something today on that basis.