Pilko

Never happy are they? Hounded out Short despite him bankrolling a decade of PL football, tried to hound out The Don and Charlie Salmon Strides and now trying to hound out Little Lord Louis just cos he hasn't spunked a fortune on dragging them back into the second tier. Not to forget that since they went down they've hounded out Grayson, Cewkie, Dross, Parky and Cockney Brent. Maybe if they got behind their team instead of whinging about managers and owners that aren't even bad they'd get that promotion they want. Absolutely disgusting Mag behaviour from the mackems, vile.

Get in

Stop crying Frank Lampaaaaaard

Great finish that from Surridge. Should be on a hatty already.

1-0 Hudds allow me to summon the sense of injustice from that Championship game we played at Forest a few years ago and not give a shit

Absolute robbery of an offside call in the Forest v Huddersfield cup tie. Should be 1-0 Forest

Hogg and Garner cards 18/1

Richards basically making a punditary career out of having a loud laugh and being the cheerful foil to misery guts Keano. He adds absolutely nothing of substance. There's probably only Jenas ahead of him in the queue if you gave me the power to start cancelling some of the regulars on Sky, BBC, BT etc. Truly awful.

Maguire is such a fucking carthorse

Done Partey and Sissoko cards at 16/1 too.

Some mega SOT prices on Coral for this early. Got 17/1 for Martinelli and Odegaard 2+ each, was about 8/1 PP. Tierney 2+ SOT 29/1 Coral, 12/1 PP.

1-1 draw.

Lejeune was a mega 3/1 card with PP today, was barely above evens elsewhere. Took the single as well as the 11/1 double with Colback, here's hoping.

Seems a long price, have followed that. Your favourite cardy keeper Lee Nicholls and general yellow card machine Jonathan Hogg are 75/1 the double too.

Melou and Byram 25/1

Kabak and Williams 18/1 I like if they both play.

2 shots off target in the first 10 mins seems desperate to bag.

Soyuncu card single at 7/2 is canny on PP.

Bet he mentions the fact that it's "only the second time wuh've lost here this season" despite only taking charge of two home games, losing one and drawing one. I'd also expect a "need wah luck to turn", "saw some positives for sure" and "keep bashing away" in the post-match.

What a result that is

Downes and Molumby 18/1 carded

We've reached that magic point per game marker which more or less guarantees you a place in the league, that feels significant. From Brighton (h), Southampton (a), Chelsea (a) and Everton (a) I'd probably shake hands on 4pts as it stands (WLLD), which would give us 29 from 29. I reckon 34-35 probably does the trick this year, so we then need 2 wins from 8 to (hopefully) make the Burnley game a dead rubber, as I wouldn't fancy needing to go there under pressure and get something.

We never ever ever beat these. 1-1, keep the unbeaten run going.

Spurs can fuck off. Bunch of absolute wasters, including their manager.

I think we all do. 5th to 11th after four games under his expert tuition. If Stoke win tomorrow, 12th.