After a rip-roaring thread over 10 (!!!) years ago, a combination of lockdown and current NUFC-related events makes me think this is the perfect time to bring back Footy in Paint. A few people mentioned it in other threads too.
Here's a starter for ten...
I read about 3 or 4 posts and saw a theory that we have higher attendances than them because Newcastle attracts loads of stag parties who book matchday tickets.
Brucey making a plea to the prospective new owners is surely significant. He always refused to be drawn on it up to now and you'd think he'd be scared of a bollocking from Ashley for commenting on it unless he'd heard that he'd more or less gone.
That's like something Homer Simpson would think was clever.
"I know, Simpson Homer"
"A certain agitator... for the sake of privacy let's call him Gavin M. No wait that's too obvious... let's just say G. Michaels"
Absolutely nothing doing at 2.30pm, but on the Plea/BMG double at 4/1. Never had a bet start better
Will end the day about sixty quid up barring a Borussia collapse, cannot grumble at all.