Pilko

Bring him home. Lovely stuff

https://instagram.com/stories/undrthecosh/2762220750984271841?utm_medium=share_sheet

Two days to go, need to see some bids accepted tomorrow really or it'll be nervy as fuck. Really need a centre half and an advanced player to go alongside Bruno.

I imagine all the people saying "but you're third" must really frustrate the mackems when they spout off about how shit Johnson is. Exactly the same way they go on about Ashley, funnily enough. Fuck the lot of them, I hope the used car salesman steers them to 6th place and a hammering at Wembo yet again.

I see they're "hounding out" Johnson over on RTG. I thought that was the kind of thing that only mag fans would do? Thick bunch of hypocrites with a shit football team, best rivals you could ever wish for.

Might cancel my meal out tonight so I can stay home and read RTG

Surely they'll bin the used car salesman after this

https://streamable.com/cfcy9d Enjoy

I hope Lampard takes them down, would be glorious.

Aye. We'll get a token photo with a toon top for now and some proper press when he's back. No way he's allowed to jet off to the UK what with the COVID risks for a few pictures.

Hope that's a 3 match ban.

Wonder if we'll see/hear any news on the medical today? It'll be lunchtime over there by now, you'd like to think there'll be at least confirmation that it's occurred and no hitches etc.

I wonder if this Steve Nixon is any relation to Homer Nixon?

We haven't bought a centre back since summer 2018, we're absolutely desperate for new blood in that area, shipping goals left right and centre and yet with a bottomless pit of cash (admittedly in a difficult window) we can't get better than Lascelles or Clark? Much like those two chumps can't defend, I can't defend that concept either. A CB is an absolute must.

I think we need Bruno and a centre back as an absolute minimum on top of what we've got, otherwise it goes down as a poor window.

Hopey arriving at the back stick there

Just rip with me, and rip with me, and Schar with me right now...

done says TalkShite

Jeremiah St Juste from Mainz. Centre half

Hope there's an overzealous reporter at the Brazil match tonight who can get a few words out of Wor Bruno, something along the lines of "yes, it happen" and confirming he's due a medical tomorrow etc.

Traore's agent must be fucking incredible. He's absolutely chod.

Jonjo Shelved

Bakker the net

Maybe a panic over nowt then...