Pilko

Aye, granted. I'm sure they said that was Palace's 8th PL pen of the season? Seems very high even with their undoubted pacey tricky sorts. I bet you'd have to go through 3 or 4 PL seasons to get 8 NUFC pens like

Palace seem to get a pen every bloody home game.

Sane is unbelievable like.

He was really good, just needs to learn when to knock it dead or back to the keeper. It's great to have a CB who can play his way out of trouble but you can't be doing that every single time.

Total bollocks. He bottled a few 50-50s after we scored the goal, one in particular he looked favourite then pulled out. The cross for the goal was superb so maybe I'm giving him more stick than he deserves, but he infuriates me like.

I think you're being really unfair comparing him to Gouffran like. Ayo's got more talent in his left toe.

Same here. he probably gets the most grief from the crowd out of the usual starting eleven like. The old timers all seem to hate his guts.

I thought Atsu was shite when he came on, like. Barely looked to be trying.

He must have 4 or 5 assists already as well as 2 goals? Fucking huge impact he's had, along with Dubrakva.

Solid as a rock.

West Ham away was the turning point for me. He's been in the reckoning, if not a shoe-in, for man of the match in virtually every game since then.

even the "experienced, professional wise heads" (i.e. past-it shite plodders) that Pards loves so much now completely taking the piss. Amazing.

I want to see Huddersfield back in League 1 like.

If you'd watched that performance and not told me who the manager was I'd have said Pulis or Allardyce due to the time wasting from the first whistle and sole mission to get a 0-0.

Looked like he hoyed a punch - owt been said? I'm sure MOTD will do their best to get him a ban like.

0. We're done.

Always extra delighted when Ayo scores due to the high proportion of absolute divvies in the crowd who forever harangue and slate him. I love him like. He needs some competition at #10 but worth keeping for sure.

Could have had 5 today. Thankfully it didn't matter.

Fuck me, these were shite. As bad as Southampton the other week - not bothered about scoring and wasting time from the first minute. Delighted to beat these and hope they go down. Small time team full of horrid little whinging cunts. Rafa's the man.

Sky Boost saved the day. Got a decent bet on the evening games but Villa look shite and may ruin it.

Birmingham should beat Ipswich. Nowt to play for and Mad Mick is leaving.

Perez away at West Brom was insane like. If that was Aguero or Rooney they'd have been banging on about it for weeks.

Looking to avoid tinnitus pre match are we?

Marlon Harewood vs QPR

Shola's late equaliser against the Mackems in the 5th place season was a fucking incredible moment like.