Pilko

10000% yes. If only to piss off the age 50+ blokes in the East Stand who think he's too lightweight, a floppy haircut soft lad and doesn't score enough for "a striker". Think he'd be excellent under Howe tbh and you'd think he would be happy to come back.

Kieran Trippiercedhisfootonaspiiiiiike

If it was Nketiah to replace Gayle and someone more proven to replace Wilson while he's injured I'd be happy with that. Wouldn't want to pin all our hopes on him. I'd love us to go and throw £40m at Arsenal for Lacazette. What a signing that'd be.

When the dust settled from the takeover and we were all making our wee lists of who you'd go and poach from the other "bottom 12" Prem teams, Doucoure was top of my list. I think he's exactly what we need in midfield.

They might want to do stadium photos etc in the morning when there's a bit of daylight. Let's face it, there's not many photo opportunities at the training ground. Serena Taylor can't knock up a 30-photo dossier of him eating eggs on toast in the squash club and posing next to a wheelie bin.

If I was binning NUFC centrebacks it'd be in the following order: Clark, Dummett, Lascelles, Fernandez, Schar P.S. I don't even rate Schar so much

Remember hearing on a podcast that when Trippier was a young lad on loan at Barnsley in the Championship he used to absolutely rinse the tabs and was still the fittest and best player anyway. Can't remember who it was who said that.

Ignore that bald prat Puke. I highly doubt he's picking up the phone to Mandy and getting the inside track. He put all his eggs in the Bruce basket and shit out, he's completely irrelevant.

We don't play Watford til the 15th, plenty time yet.

Everyton

They clearly aren't following takeover rumours etiquette here. The report of "Players have been told" needs to come from one of their obscure reserve strikers of yesteryear on Twitter.

Not sure I'd want this fucking knacker giving years of consultancy advice perhaps on a "don't do as I do" basis.

Fucking get in

Applies to a lot of sports including footy but this sudden obsession with calling any kind of stat pack "tale of the tape".

Feels like prime Ronnie late goal and card territory this if it stays goalless.

Wolves have been very good here. This weird Man U 4-2-2-2 thing is a bag of shit.

Cavani and Jimenez 2+ SOT 9/1 (Coral)

Jones & Kilman 20/1

Paddy offering a free £5 on the darts final tonight if you do a £5 bet builder on Man U v Wolves (opt in needed).

I'd like to see Anderson start and maybe blood one or two of the others (Young, White, Stephenson) as subs if appropriate but otherwise would go more or less full strength for this.

Very mildly NSFW - a circus sized penis...

31. From the gecko (instead of from the get-go)

Liverpool win, Milner card, Salah goal, Chelsea card at 18/1 I like assuming Milner starts the match.

Guehi single for me. Benteke and Bowen 2+ SOT 12/1 Coral

Dennis and Moura 2+ SOT 20/1