Pilko

Partey and Rodri 16/1 Ake and Tierney 33/1

Great news that. Happy New Year lads

Didn't look too likely with no ton plus outs after 3 and a half sets! I also was on the 10+ and 2+ at 40/1, happy days!!

For anyone watching Clayton v Smith in the darts I think 8+ 180s and 2+ 100+ finishes each at 6/1 PP is a cracking price.

Cucarella and Maupay 33/1.

Ake / Pinnock 50/1 Lallana / Rudiger 28/1 Followed the betting village trebles with a couple quid on the Chelsea game too. BTTS in the 5 L1 / L2 games 20/1. Championship daftie: Brereton goal / Brittain card Sporar goal / McNair card Godden goal / Maatsen card 930/1

Was fantastic for a few years and a proper Rolls Royce defender, but like many others from the Ashley era, we held onto him for too long and should have got rid a year or two before we eventually did. His last game when we got done 5-1 at Stamford Bridge he looked absolutely finished. Mind, that said, McClaren allegedly wanted to get rid and sign Richard fucking Keogh to replace him so it would have been worse had the club not insisted we keep him

We had 8 players on the bench of which two were goalies - a total of 16 outfield players (10 on the pitch + 6 on the bench) We regain Hayden from suspension but lose Manquillo to it. Injuries to ASM, Wilson, Fraser would take us to 13. Schar also looked canny fucked or alternatively any other COVID case would take us past the 13 threshold. Also worth pointing out that these figures include Elliot Anderson (2 appearances totalling about 25 mins) and Joe White (yet to make his debut). Hassenhuutl can fuck off, sounds pretty legit to me.

The England World Cup 1990 squad were on the coach travelling down the motorway, when a coach of Scotland fans appeared alongside them. The Jocks were giving it V signs, calling the England players every name under the sun, banging on the windows of their coach screaming abuse. Gazza spots them and heads towards the window of the England bus. "Fuck off Gazza, you fat Geordie bastard!" shout the Scotland fans who see him. Gazza grins, pulls down his trousers and his pants, bends over, turns round and waves his bare arse at the opposite coach. The Scotland fans immediately shout back "...and you can fuck off too, Beardsley!"

365 at about 2.10pm... must have been absolutely caned In.

Gone Guehi and Byram 60/1

Slightly harsh on Krafth I think and considering Lascelles wandered away from Cavani on the goal for no good reason I'd be dropping his mark to a 5. Otherwise think that's a good stab at some scores.

Not as high profile an error as we've seen from our lot as late, but why he drops back away from Cavani rather than staying with him on the goal is absolutely baffling.

First time in weeks the ref was decent and we weren't shafted. Got all the big calls right and let it flow.

Far better today. Felt like he faded a bit with 15 to go but did excellently for the goal.

Spot on with selection, subs and gameplan there, no complaints from me tonight. Feel like we go 2 up there without the Wilson injury as he'd have buried that Maxi chance.

95th min time wasting card for Javi Manq lands this. Back on form these last few days (about time too).

Krafth, Schar, Telles cards 80/1 Beg Jow, Manquillo cards 20/1

Lascelles & Fred carded, Ronaldo 2+ SOT, ASM 1+ SOT, Man U win - 64/1

1 & 2 mean I'm absolutely behind 3, personally. There's no accountability and a huge air of arrogance surrounding most top level refs as they make wildly inconsistent and stupid decisions week after week. The only place they'll get shit (assuming they're sensible enough not to read twitter) is from fans in the stadium, players and managers - and I'd like to see more of it until they either get better or start taking accountability for the weekly farce - the one that's fucking us over every single week.

Dubious Man U pen 1 or 2 strong pen shouts for us waved away Individual errors from the Championship Chod Brigade 0-3 Can't wait

Need a Brighton SOT and card for £182 here

Pinnock was 25/1 for 2 SOT and of course i didn't back it

On this with Sky too, around 5s or 6s elsewhere