Pilko

I thought the Tarkowski one quite clearly deflected off his leg onto his arm, which isn't a penalty.

Someone shit at home please. Fully expecting the usual which is a) Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Man City or Leicester - bonus points if there's only one or two all Prem ties and we inevitably end up in one b) Strong Championship side play-offs or above away from home c) Something really uninspiring like Watford away

Perez backheel at WBA worthy of a mention, for the genius execution although lacking the meaning/impact of goals already listed.

Score draw I reckon.

Must be the first match all season where we've not seen either a shit refereeing decision or individual error cost us big.

I wouldn't bother, I've slung £10 on that and the rule is that Kane plays like Father Romeo Sensini whenever I stick any cash on him.

Still an 8 for me. What we do in January is too much of an unknown and the next lot of fixtures are a bit rank.

I wasn't sure about him walking back into the lineup today but I'd have him as MOTM. Won everything, cleared everything, didn't let the orcs bully him. Much more like it.

Good again today.

Excellent again I thought.

I was very critical last week, he got it right today. First half was shit and nervy but we grew into it, pushed for the second and the game management last 15 mins was spot on, subs and all.

Thank fuck for that. Much better second half, despite the shit first half a win and a clean sheet are priceless.

Callum Wilson is canny thick to think we'll get a decision like that off this cunt ref

Absolute bag of dicks performance so far.

Absolutely shambolic start. Fucking crap.

10 mins in and it's plain to see we've got another dickhead intent on giving everything to the opposition today.

Shelvey gets the ball there, fucking bullshit from a cunt ref yet again.

Can just about abide Lascelles being in although I'd have played Fernandez with him instead of Schar. Lewis > Ritchie he's got right and otherwise I quite like the lineup. Please can we have no individual errors and win ffs

One that's happened loads watching us in the past few weeks. Ref waves away what looks like a foul on us, only to give a foul against us for an identical challenge five seconds later.

If he retains Lewis and Manquillo in the full back positions I think we'll win. Any daft shite like bringing Ritchie back in or choosing any of the Championship chod gang like Gayle is the only thing that stops us winning today IMO.

That's a great finish by Bowen

Mount's like the Reverse Pickford. Unreal for his club, absolutely chod for his country. Like two different players.

3-1 win I reckon. Maxi back on the boil and causing havoc.

Newcastle Boro & btts Blackburn 26/1 Will likely do Lascelles & Westwood cards on our game later but waiting for team news

Glad I got down to the Gateshead game nice and early