Pilko

Remember hearing on a podcast that when Trippier was a young lad on loan at Barnsley in the Championship he used to absolutely rinse the tabs and was still the fittest and best player anyway. Can't remember who it was who said that.

Ignore that bald prat Puke. I highly doubt he's picking up the phone to Mandy and getting the inside track. He put all his eggs in the Bruce basket and shit out, he's completely irrelevant.

We don't play Watford til the 15th, plenty time yet.

Everyton

They clearly aren't following takeover rumours etiquette here. The report of "Players have been told" needs to come from one of their obscure reserve strikers of yesteryear on Twitter.

Not sure I'd want this fucking knacker giving years of consultancy advice perhaps on a "don't do as I do" basis.

Fucking get in

Applies to a lot of sports including footy but this sudden obsession with calling any kind of stat pack "tale of the tape".

Feels like prime Ronnie late goal and card territory this if it stays goalless.

Wolves have been very good here. This weird Man U 4-2-2-2 thing is a bag of shit.

Cavani and Jimenez 2+ SOT 9/1 (Coral)

Jones & Kilman 20/1

Paddy offering a free £5 on the darts final tonight if you do a £5 bet builder on Man U v Wolves (opt in needed).

I'd like to see Anderson start and maybe blood one or two of the others (Young, White, Stephenson) as subs if appropriate but otherwise would go more or less full strength for this.

Very mildly NSFW - a circus sized penis...

31. From the gecko (instead of from the get-go)

Liverpool win, Milner card, Salah goal, Chelsea card at 18/1 I like assuming Milner starts the match.

Guehi single for me. Benteke and Bowen 2+ SOT 12/1 Coral

Dennis and Moura 2+ SOT 20/1

Partey and Rodri 16/1 Ake and Tierney 33/1

Great news that. Happy New Year lads

Didn't look too likely with no ton plus outs after 3 and a half sets! I also was on the 10+ and 2+ at 40/1, happy days!!

For anyone watching Clayton v Smith in the darts I think 8+ 180s and 2+ 100+ finishes each at 6/1 PP is a cracking price.

Cucarella and Maupay 33/1.

Ake / Pinnock 50/1 Lallana / Rudiger 28/1 Followed the betting village trebles with a couple quid on the Chelsea game too. BTTS in the 5 L1 / L2 games 20/1. Championship daftie: Brereton goal / Brittain card Sporar goal / McNair card Godden goal / Maatsen card 930/1