Pilko

More blank returns please

Darlow; Manquillo, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett; Shelvey, Hayden; Murphy, Merino, Atsu; Gayle pls

Who in their right mind would bother backing it at 1/50 in the first place fucking liars.

1-2. Rooney pair, Merino for us.

Delph had a howler moment there

This'll end nowts apiece

Klopp deserved that today for subbing Salah.

Looked fucked til a huge late flurry of bookings class.

Salah hatty and 3-0 at 300/1

XXXXX XXXXX Lascelles XXXXX Dummett Hayden Shelvey XXXXX Merino XXXXX Gayle Basically, I'd have all the named players in these positions if and when fit, due to them being far and above better than all the alternatives (yes, I include Dummett within that) The rest are all much of a muchness. I'd keep playing Murphy for now and probably get Atsu back in. Right back is a nightmare because Yedlin is fucking shit and there's basically nobody else who can play there.

0-0 in the Manchester derby at 12/1 4+ corners per team and 20 booking pts per team in Manchester and Merseyside derbies at 20/1

Napoli v Fiorentina 20+ booking points per team at 15/8

The young players will be blamed and dropped. Sam Field get yourself outta there.

Lascelles

Yep. Good to see people completely writing everyone off again, like the good old days. Aside from a fuck-up free 30 mins on the opening day, Lejeune hasn't had a good game yet. We don't have the points total or time to let him keep fucking up game after game.

Much better. Sadly, 7 or 8 of his colleagues dropped to his usual level

6. Worrying times and we're crap, but so are 6 or 7 other sides.

Must have styled his shit hair whilst wearing his match gloves.

The o.g. was an Okazaki tap in without his tackle due to Clark marking thin air so can't blame him for that. Otherwise he was ineffective as per like

He's crap. Nowt to do with "adjusting to the league".

I'm done with him after that. Fucking shite, if he's a defender then I'm a fucking astronaut.

Couldn't wait to get away from Pards. Was out the door faster than a speeding mullet

I heard the passengers chose to wait for the next flight, as they were worried they might catch failure from him.

BLACKBURN FUCKING ROVERS

Mansfield away.