Pilko

We'll get absolutely pezzled with that back 3.

I think we'll see a goal from one of the front three in a 1-5 howking.

Fulham at 6/4 tonight have provided me with a canny little pot to inevitably lose tomorrow.

Alnwick Yedlin S.Taylor Hanley Colback Thauvin Shelvey S. De Jong Obertan L. De Jong Riviere Have chosen those who played at least 10ish proper games else I'd obvs have shite like Good, Sterry, Doumbia etc in.

Cabaye's free kick against Man U for me. HBA against Blackburn 2nd, Cisse at Chelsea 3rd.

Ended with a "wuh'll roll wuh sleeves up n get on with it" like a proper PFM coming out fighting.

How many Steves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Villa clever not bothering to close down Yedlin, as he can't cross a ball for toffee.

The fuck are Villa doing trying to keep playing positively and put us to the sword here? Much better sitting back at 2-0 up hoping you don't concede.

"Wuh switched off and when yuh switch off in this Premier League, yuh get punished. Wuh got wuh backsides kicked"

Fernandez for Carroll at half time, calling it.

Anyone got a ceremonial stone cabbage handy?

Oh good, Yedlin's back to costing us goals again.

Steve Harper sees Karl Darlow sat on the bench at SJP next week:

Score draw I reckon.

Almiron 12/1 fgs, fiver Willems anytime goal Dummett, Hayden and Grealish carded 350/1 - quid free bet

Class.

Hope that Unsworth gets another stint for a laugh.

For fucks sake

Ole's surely got to be getting the tin tack tomorrow. Hope not though.

This is mint

Did the wildcard ready for next week. Ended up with Patricio, Button Tomori, Lundstram, Lowton, Willems, Soyuncu Perez, Mane, Sterling, Son, Ndidi Abraham, Joelinton, Jimenez

Have taken Sheff U at 3/1.

Swindon were just better than evens yesterday and lumping on them partially salvaged an otherwise dismal day.

Glenn Whelan is fucking atrocious like.