Pilko

Can't believe the ugly cunt didn't whip his top off with that late winner. Prick

Need McSauce for £205 here, got him doubled with Natcho. Will be all owa some Andorra cards later.

The jocks

This is where I'm at. Loads of people at work who support other teams asking me my opinion on the Saudis, no doubt so they can start picking holes in whatever viewpoint I give. Right now I'm stunned and elated that Ashley has fucked off, I've not really got any further than that.

Doucoure, Sarr, Issa Diop, Zaha.

Card spread: Neco Williams Chiriches Barinov Demiral 246/1 Doing small stakes on the Betting Village picks for Wales game too.

I knocked off work early and got to the ground by 4.45pm. What a fucking evening I've had. Welcome back lads and lasses.

Well you kneuw. Drinking a couple of cans at once is really difficult.

Reckon Ashley will indulge in a farewell statement or will it just be "Hi we're in charge now" from the new lot?

Anyone think he looks a bit like Wormtail off of Harry Potter?

Mourinho. KK as club ambassador.

Likely to be agreed in 24hrs fucks sake what is happening

Just got in from work and slowly been over the last 15 pages or so, what a lovely read.

Fucking hell. Is this endgame?!