Pilko

Galloway and Vaughan in particular are fucking dogshit like.

Mane captain has left me on a provisional 32 but with half my team to go.

Imagine if they'd done the same thing under the photo of the three stooges, "Andy's Egg on Toast With Tomato Sauce"

Villa are a slow, struggling, flair-free pile of shite and they want Colback class.

The mackems have started well but I reckon squad depth will get them in the end. Soon as a few injuries hit and they get a dose of the shitty refereeing they'll plateau IMO.

Norwich v QPR and Sheff Wed v Sunderland: All 4 teams to get 4+ corners and 20+ booking pts, 25/1. £5er

Cardiff Boro Ipswich Forest Birmingham

Name one manager who hasn't made the odd shit signing?

I get the feeling Joselu is what Riviere was supposed to be - an all round sort of forward who'll scrape double figures. Fairly pleased with it like. If Rafa wants him that'll do for me.

Painful viewing; contrived as fuck and under no pressure to answer any kind of difficult question from the odious "Craigy". Our best hope as a football club is that the fat bastard has a heart attack or gets hit by a bus before Rafa walks.

Brighton offered nowt going forwards and looked more under the cosh with 11 men than we did with 10. We were an absolute non-event going forwards today, but pretending Brighton were anything different is false and just designed to fit a negative agenda.

I hope Kane drowns in a swimming pool filled with his own saliva. He could fill it up just by reading out a couple of limericks.

They've started very well like. Still not convinced they'll go the distance this year though.

Wake up man. You wake up. Look at Ali's reaction BEFORE Shelvey gets there. He's down holding his head and throwing it back as though he's been stamped on, only then does Shelvey put his foot there which is when Ali repeated his antics. Shelvey was getting sent off before he put his foot there because referee's protect big name players. Ali should also have a ban for play acting. There's no defence for Shelvey none. He intentionally stepped on his ankle. That is a straight red card. Idiot. I'm not defending him, I'm saying he was off because of Ali's reaction before he leaves his foot there. You're wrong. The referee sees Shelvey stand on Alli, and that's why he gets sent off, no other reason.

Wake up man. You wake up. Look at Ali's reaction BEFORE Shelvey gets there. He's down holding his head and throwing it back as though he's been stamped on, only then does Shelvey put his foot there which is when Ali repeated his antics. Shelvey was getting sent off before he put his foot there because referee's protect big name players. Ali should also have a ban for play acting. howay man, don't talk shit. Shelvey clearly did it on purpose and deserved all he got. Yes, Alli is a horrid, loathsome cheating little cunt, but you get plenty of those in football and as the alleged captain, Shelvey should have the required temperament to be able to handle himself correctly.

Lukaku and Hernandez both to score (Super Boost Price with Sky) 10/1

Elliot 6 Clark 6 Lascelles 5 Mbemba 6 Manquillo 6 Ritchie 4 Hayden 6 Shelvey 0 Atsu 7 Perez 5 Gayle 5 Lejuene and Merino both looked canny in their limited pitch time too.

Should be still on, aye. 5 + 7= 12 on corners and 55 booking points.

David Jones on Sky: "We're hearing reports that Jonjo Shelvey has already apologised to his Newcastle teammates" :lol: oh good, as long as he's sorry

Aye. Looking fairly comfortable at 0-0 at HT and quite a few people pissing their pants that we hadn't completely outclassed Spurs and knocked in four or five

Bugger, Kane is my Fantasy Football captain

Third time he's done something utterly brainless to get himself a lengthy ban in 18 months. Wouldn't be bothered if we tried to ship him out now, no matter how good he is.

I don't like him at all but there's others way more deserving of stick today. Shelvey, for obvious reasons. Ritchie for an absolutely pathetic non-performance.

Just like Barton all over again. Keeps saying he's learned, but can't help himself. Stupid wanker.

No brains.