Pilko

Its like we've used the Football Manager editor.

Why does it always Varane on me

Really hope this lad can stay fit. Looks like a very able player and versatile too.

He reminds me of Rob Elliot

Fried egg on toast with Tommy K

Dave and Mike Bassett joint management team iyam.

The horrible c*** clearly meant he has players of various ethnicities and working-class backgrounds. I've little doubt away from the public eye that he's politically incorrect as fuck. "That's what I'm trying to achieve, that's the melting pot. Please..."

I'd be happy with Darlow #1, Elliot #2, Woodman #3 for next season like. Think Darlow will keep getting better and better.

Krul to Palace I guess he's guaranteed a game seeing as they have three totally shite keepers on their books. Wijnaldum can fuck off.

Rafa will want to keep him. In terms of consistency in performance he's always solid, and will only improve.

The expected disjointed performance for everyone to panic over, then. Hart looks piss poor and that's quite a big concern. I'd also put my house on Alli being sent off at this tournament.

Would be an absolutely fantastic appointment for them.

Morpeth were absolutely fantastic in that second half. Perhaps if Hereford had played the geezer on 50-odd goals he'd have scored some of their umpteen first half chances 8 out of 9 seasons a NE team has won the FA Vase, incredible. Even the sight of Clem's baldy napper at the end of the game can't ruin the celebrations.

Sling the cunt out.

Get troll

Was the WBA away cup game. Mick Lowes and Supermac were calling for the players to walk off the pitch on BBC Newcastle such was the blatant bias of his officiating.

"Julie Anderton" Best username ever Just general, in the warehouse

That BBC article has quotes from four or five days ago and is nothing but speculation. It's no more or less reliable than the Mail/Telegraph/Express/Sky etc.

Expect to see an update in the next hour, even if it's just rehashes of what we've already heard.

Crisp packet hands Mignolet

He did look miles offside

HAHAHAHA

Mega lol at Owen and Macca talking as if Liverpool were gonna piss it. Fucking cunts

Must have watched the exploits of K-Nol on Championship winning DVD and decided a successful title winning side must include an aggressive big lump up front supported by a fat lad.

The talent in Ayoze's boots slumming it in this piss poor division? He'll murder it.