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Wouldn't get many for us as a) we never win pens and b) he can't score against us.

Good point, spending money on anyone at all is far too risky.

Iheanacho for that price is "value" ffs, it's pretty cheap for a young player who has scored goals and will only continue to improve. We're mugs for not being interested, but at least we'll save £17m and get some shite second rate French prick to become Riviere II eh. Every cloud #value

You'll be telling us he likes KFC and hates swimming pools next.

Be a cracking signing for them like tbf.

That game Tiote wandering around on the edge of our pen box when Walcott made it 4-3 must be the angriest I was since Dyer was leaning on the post.

Talk about the England squad please.

Just a punt to see if they've missed owt, low risk, fair

Should fit right in at the Mackems with all that 'PFM, not enuff jobs for the British Bulldogs' bollocks.

I've just listed all our senior players over 21 (including the returnees like Riviere, Krul etc) and even if Gouffran stays I can only count 28. That said, I haven't checked the exact ages of Toney, Sterry, Heardman etc who are all about that age.

The Chronicle keep saying we need to have 25 players down from 35 by the time the window shuts. Are they forgetting that U21s don't need to be registered, so the likes of Armstrong, Sterry, Woodman, Toney etc wouldn't count towards that?

I hope he turns out to be bloody shit

I'd genuinely bin Diame over De Jong.

Grosicki and Gibbs I'd be very pleased with like.

I hope he can stay fit and be part of the squad. There's an excellent technical no.10 of sorts in there somewhere.

He can't have pashun and be a forrin, man.

£12m for Hernandez and £20-25m for Iheanacho are both absolutely amazing value like. Should be in for one, or both really.

Murphy worked out a treat tbf.

Huddlestone for 2m would be canny as a backup for Shelvey. So long as they don't play together.

Still cannot believe he started the Bournemouth game. If anything showed SM wanted the sack and a payoff it was that like

:lol: mint

Sounds canny. Hope its done this week like.

Probably getting shown up by Tom Heardman in U23s training right now.

A hint of the 2006/07 Martins thunderbastard at Spurs season away kit in those burgundy and gold ones.