Pilko

So... Cheltenham, then. Anyone have any ideas what to waste my money on?

I'd imagine http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/c/cc/Q_son.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090712125255 Fixed

7 games whilst he should absolutely be reprimanded for such a horrid act, that length of ban is fucking stupid when you compare it with the ones we've seen for racism, throwing punches, stamping on prone players and breaking another player's leg. I hate the game at the moment. Goalline technology and the shaving foam are the only advancements/major changes we've seen since the backpass rule was scrapped and boy does it show.

Listen, John Carver has a box of after eights for the match but he's going to start eating them at kickoff. He's looked death in the face and laughed.

Sophie Ellis Bextor, as people kept making the "Murder on Zidane's floor" I believe.

Aston Villa 0-1 WBA Hull 2-1 Sunderland Southampton 3-1 C Palace Man City 3-0 Leicester Newcastle 0-2 Man Utd QPR 1-2 Arsenal Stoke 0-0 Everton Spurs 2-1 Swansea West Ham 1-1 Chelsea Liverpool 2-0 Burnley QPR 1-4 Spurs

0-2, pair from Rooney. One early and one late. Plenty of huff and puff from us but creating fuck all, Krul will keep the score down and JC will declare it "a free game anyway".

Aye, he knew fuck all about anything when his name was that too.

Preferable to Gouffran, just, but fucking hell he's absolutely dump.

Riviere's all-round general play isn't bad, he just offers absolutely zilch goal threat. He's basically another Luuk de Jong.

Riviere did alright, without threatening the goal.

Krul channeling the spirit of Jak Alnwick.

That was fucking awful from Obertan, get the cunt hooked. Perez on now would be such a good move.

Such a blatant foul from Taylor at the start of our attack

Haidara injured is poetic justice at its finest.

We're just going to have to ride out the initial reasonable/steady form which will see Palace safe this year. A proper Pardewing takes time.

Obertan fuck off man, shite

"When you're in relegation trouble, you usually go for a manager who can, or a manager who has. In Sherwood, Villa have gone with someone who's done nothing" Paul Parker not pulling any punches.

40 Premier League and Football League games kicked off at 3pm; a grand total of 29 first half goals

Riviere is working hard, like. Did well to win that free kick. DISCLAIMER: I'm not saying that vindicates his selection

Riviere should probably make it two there, totally unmarked.

Commentator: "...nothing of any note going into the box" 2 seconds later, Janmaat crosses, gets to Cisse, GOL

You can hear them already, think the first little spate of them was on about 20 minutes or so.

Can't wait to see which retarded sub JC makes at half time. Cisse off, Anita on is my pick.