Pilko

This is one of the poorest Premier League games I've seen in about eight years.

Glad to see Abeid in there. Perez probably needed a rest at some point, but today is probably the stupidest of all days to do it. Seeing as last week was a "free game" he should have missed that and played against this shitting heap of a defence instead.

West Ham 2-1 Palace Burnley 1-0 Swansea Man U 1-1 Sunderland Newcastle 1-0 Aston Villa Stoke 3-1 Hull West Brom 0-2 Southampton Liverpool 0-1 Man City Arsenal 2-2 Everton

Your favourite player hasn't even got one, so be thankful for small mercies.

1-1 IMO. A shit result which Carver will fap about in the post match interview.

Forest Green have been the richest in that division for a while now and never really threatened the top six much at all. Hockaday was supposed to have done really well there, but in reality he had a massive budget for that level and kind of underdelivered with it.

They haven't put ginger on there I see. Jack is crying his eyes out.

Had 5/6 in my acca, Reading let me down for £235 from a fiver.

Tiote had an operation today and is out for the rest of the season, we might not see him play again for us. With any luck you'll be right.

Colback and Tiote will be back in the side as soon as they're available, regardless of how Anita and Abeid perform in the next few games.

Three more than he managed in the Man City game.

Jean Carvier and I'm sold.

Yeah I might get a 365 account and try this if someone can explain it.

it's quite possibly the best Simpsons episode ever, allow.

Of course. But Tony Pulis could do that. I fear we'll just settle for "better than Carver" - which is a low benchmark I fear we'll settle for 'Carver' which is absolutely rock bottom. Mr Carver, don't take your anger out on me! Mr Carver! Nooooooo! http://content6.flixster.com/question/60/32/56/6032564_std.jpg

Same. It's an acceptable line for a lower-league manager in a cup tie, designed to put pressure on the higher division side, but when you're in the same league it's fucking laughable and small time as fuck.

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Coutinho's goal was a bit good

I've just done a quick count and in the league since 2010/11 we've conceded 25 in the league, and off the top of my head I can recall about 4 or 5 in other comps. I was a bit over in that prediction but I think I may be skewing it by thinking of the relegation season where we conceded about 10 or 11 in the league.

Considering the amount of pens we've conceded since we were promoted, saving just two of them is fucking pitiful. I haven't counted, but I'd wager in 4 and a half seasons (so maybe 200ish games in all comps) we've probably given away about 40-50 pens, the vast majority of which Krul will have faced.

and get Smithy to be conditioning coach. The bloke was stabbed about six times a year so must be in fine condition to still be areet.

Beginning to think we should take a punt on this guy and bring in DCI Neil Manson (Shearer) as his assistant http://www.netleyabbeytartanarmy.net/images/look/9jimcbill.jpg

Not to blame today really, but I can't help but mention his impression of a fucking hunchbacked statue most times he faces a penalty kick. Shite.

Colback suspended. Just means Anita stays in the side. I think he'll start Abeid and probably move Shitran into centre mid like, after hooking Anita today.

"twenty two sausage and chips ower here please mate... oh aye and a few rounds of doner kebab for the muslim lads"