Pilko

Another complete and utter non event, just like Sunday. I hope to fuck Carver is gone after the last game of this season. This purgatory is more or less as bad as the eternal damnation of Pardew.

Would take a 0-0 bore draw which demonstrates the shitness of both managers nicely.

Poyet must be feeling the pressure now. I expect him to be as angry and incomprehensible as ever on the telly tomorrow night.

We'll be lucky to see him for the opening weekend at this rate.

He's been an absolute liability for about three years now, it's about time we shipped the cunt out.

Copied you with a quid Wullie. Apologies in advance. Picked out 6 likely draws and done a quid on that for £1,450. Sunderland, Southend, Ipswich, Sheff Utd, Forest Green - £3 on at 16/1 Arsenal/Leicester, Southport/Eastleigh, Reading/Leeds, Blackpool/Boro, B'ham/Millwall all over 2.5 - £2 at 25/1 And my classic pund on all the League 1 teams to score at 755/1.

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gw25 Arsenal 3-0 Leicester Hull 1-0 Villa Sunderland 2-1 QPR Liverpool 2-1 Spurs Chelsea 1-1 Everton Man U 1-0 Burnley Southampton 0-1 West Ham Stoke 1-1 Man City Palace 2-0 Newcastle West Brom 0-0 Swansea

Let's see Pardew manage his team whilst suffering from crotch dot.

Alan Smith syndrome. Idiot fans: "Fuckin' gerrin Smudger/Jack, mint tackle that, love players who get stuck in like" Fans with brains: "He only had to lunge into that tackle because his positioning/movement is so fucking piss poor"

Dummett is poor on the ball but his distribution and ball retention are several stratospheres better than Williamson's. Hopefully they'll be swapped for Palace.

I'd still keep him because he has some good attributes and has had some good games. That said, he's very inconsistent. Very good at Hull and then absolutely fucking dire against Stoke, to the point where he was fucking up simple touches and six yard passes.

Speaks volumes about how shit this game was that people in the Level 7 Leazes West corner spent about 15 minutes of the second half watching three blokes booting off at stewards who were trying to remove them rather than the "events" on the pitch.

Sammy today was absolutely bloody dreadful. At times he looked like he was on smack.

Avram Grant and pen shootouts

Haidara and Cabella the only players worthy of anything other than abuse today, with a partial pardon for Perez for carving out a few chances from Williamson's constant shit distribution. Carver is a fucking idiot subbing Cabella when Sammy was having an absolutely dogshit day. Colback does nowt (he scored, I know) all game. He's really, really cack.

1-1 I reckon. Another improved but disjointed performance and a Stoke goal from a set piece after we've taken the lead. Probably Walters, he's king of the "shit players who ALWAYS score vs Newcastle" list. See also Roberts, Jason and Tchoyi, Somen.

gw24 Spurs 3-2 Arsenal Man City 3-0 Hull Swansea 2-1 Sunderland Leicester 1-0 Palace Villa 0-2 Chelsea QPR 1-0 Soton Everton 1-2 Liverpool Burnley 2-1 WBA Newcastle 1-1 Stoke West Ham 1-3 Man U

Kyle Cameron had a good game at the back too, actually. Cobain didn't look a bad player per se, he just seemed to have a massive lack of any pace whatsoever.

Went along. Bitterly cold, full of schoolkid cunts. Woodman - class on the pens. Armstrong - our best player without really looking like scoring much Longstaff - positionally garbage but good with the ball Roberts - needs to release the ball faster; clearly talented though the no. 2 right-back - slower than Gosling wearing cement shoes Barlaser - all-action, tireless Heaney caught the eye coming on too, had a lot of the ball and rarely wasted it. All in all a fucking garbage game but we went through after the mackems fluffed their pens. Oh and the ref was dire; mackem keeper threw a punch at Armstrong and wasn't even booked.

This is an absolutely minging deal.

Seek help.

Can't see that at all. He seemed a sensible lad and was settled with a little bairn. Any player missing for that length of time without proper updates on his injury or even specifically the problem - it has to be a suspicion. He should have got in touch with you then; you must have had some serious fucking gear to be posting such nonsense.

Lambert so so dour.