Pilko

They're going to get beaten because Cambridge will be focusing on kicking it, heading it, tackling more and running better.

Oh brilliant, of course. Shit shoes, gormless face and baldy napper in all it's glory, prick.

Just flicked BT Sport on. Please tell me that isn't Clem

Also, surprised we're not in for Marc Albrighton. 24 and on a free, provides Pardew's English fret and all.

Arsenal could easily fuck up another cup final today and the prices on them to win it are shocking. Therefore: Hull in 90 mins @ 7/1 Hull in extra time @ 14/1 Hull on penalties @ 20/1 Went with a fiver on the first and 2.50 each on the second and third. Think they're decent value.

Useless but they still love him? Ron only loved Shearer for the 'majority' of his time here. Actually, it's a pretty commonly held view, particularly on here, that Shearer during his last two seasons massively held the side back. He is a club legend and all that stuff is great, but him being a nailed on starter did kill us for large parts of those two years. In his final season he was basically a knackared, spent force who played every week and occasionally knocked in a penalty.

Bent as Shola's replacement would be very good. We'll blatantly just sign him and maybe that unproven Perez lad though and we'll be fucked as a result.

So many players who get a fair amount of pitch time with us seem to go down at least a division when they leave. That's Perch, Best, Simpson, Gosling, Ranger, Barton, Nolan, Smith, LuaLua and Kuqi that I can remember that left in the last two years who ended up having a stint in the Championship/League 1 not long after leaving the club. Pretty much all of those apart from Kuqi and LuaLua made a hefty chunk of appearances.

I spotted that on Sunday like I am great too thanks xx

Coloccini isn't even the leader of the back four (that would be Williamson), so how the fuck they can justify him having the armband is fucking mental. As much as I still don't like him much, Tiote should probably have the captain's armband for now.

In dispute with them though apparently after James Morrison tried to chin him.

You'd assume that one of the outfield players would replace him in goal and the shootout would continue. Not actually sure though.

They don't do anything. He was stood right on the line staring along it and failed to spot the three strides forwards that the keeper took ffs. They're the most pointless addition to football ever IMO. They're like Community Support Officers; they have the uniform but fuck all power or say.

I'd be well mugged off if I was a Benfica fan like. Those two saves, whilst on poor takes, were blatantly illegal from the keeper.

The fuck was the commentator on about there?

Another illegal save from the Sevilla keeper. What the fuck is that fifth official doing if he's not checking the goalie is still on his line?

Aye, about three paces ahead of the line.

As if Cardozo hit such a fucking shit penalty ffs.

I was nearly right

Convinced Bacca will miss. Skies this IMO.

Whoever misses the first pen will go on to win, as always seems to be the case. I reckon Sevilla will win, 5-4 on pens.

It's science against Benfica.

Whilst your ex-manager is being a bellend on ITV4.

Marin's got a canny hooter on him like.