Pilko

The poor fucking bastard. I felt sorry for him.

Allardyce froze him out too tbf. The one thing he got right.

Apathy has set in for me, couldn't even bring myself to get that annoyed.

Fucking cunt. That is all

Derby day draw @ 12/5 2-1 De Jong LGS @ 42/1 All 3pm Championship teams to score Danny Ings FGS for Burnley

Armstrong to score the winner would be unfuckingreal

Please score a 90th minute winner and then wildly run out of the ground celebrating, never to be seen again. Cheers.

I'm sure the 1-1 Gyan fluke game was a non telly jobber.

I love the "I've been a fan longer than you" argument.

Same here. I normally have the nervous feeling soon as the previous fixture is over but right now I can't be arsed. Probably because I fully expect us to shuffle onto the pitch and be roundly beaten, and anything other than that will be a massive bonus.

Cheers. Sammy and Ben Arfa are the key really, if they play like they did at Norwich we have a chance.

Townhouse is always decent for the derby. I watched it in there the last time we won one. As far as I'm concerned it was probably still Bar Oz the last time that happened

Very worried about this. Dreading it.

11am: "NUFC is closed for business" passed to SSN 7pm: Fringe player loaned to League 1/SPL 11pm: "Oh shit, we really did our best" -- Really glad I'm working a double shift tomorrow. Can't be arsed F5-ing the whole day in blind hope.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/363129/Newcastle-new-boy-Luuk-De-Jong-won-t-play-against-Sunderland YAY

Tomorrow we'll get the usual "closed for business" message at about 11am, I reckon. Bigi or someone might sneak off on loan and that will be all.

I hope that fat cunt Johnson pulls his hamstring and misses three games anyway.

Of course it won't. I said it in another thread, the gimps in the stands will be singing his name a week or two later when we edge out a bottom half side at home.

Formations, Shola, their form, our form etc don't matter at all. The crux of the matter is that Pardew teams look lethargic and like they can't be arsed to up things for the derby; the mackems of late have flown out of the traps and looked bang up to win every single derby. And that's why I believe we'll lose.

I can't be arsed to read the ten pages of what I assume is drivel. How likely is it we're getting this lad, in a nutshell?

It will be upheld, no question. Silly appeal.

So they brought Capoue on tonight and he scored. Must have been a class hit to score from his own half.

There's never been less pressure on a manager going into derby games as there is with Pardew. He knows if he loses, his job is safe and most of the gimps in the stand will be singing his name soon as we edge past another bottom half side at home. Probably why he and the players never seem to give a fuck about getting turned over, whilst the mackems look bang up for it every time.

I was convinced that we'd lose the derby months ago and nothing has happened to change that. If anything, it's been reinforced. No strikers and Cabaye gone, whilst they've hit a cup final, made a few signings and look like seeing a win tonight.