Pilko

Might as well do it now though. Nothing to play for in the league. Play Sammy, Gosling and Dummett in that case. Sammy's earned his shirt for now. Good game at Norwich followed by being the best of the worst in the previous two shambling performances.

At least he picked out three of our best/least bad performers for praise.

Sammy was the only one who looked up to much today. De Jong looked decent enough to suggest he'll do okay when Gouffran, Remy etc come back. Dummett didn't disgrace himself and Santon was good on the ball but shit without it. Otherwise, the performances ranged from 'meh' to fucking terrible.

A Shola shutout. Progress.

Hopefully tell him he's sacked just before his interview ala David Brent. "I've got to go out there and be entertaining now just after you've dropped this on me"

Very bad performance today like. Still rather him to Taylor though.

Hazard hatty. When did we last save a pen? This century?

Well done Mapou you fucking tit man.

Gosling hattrick.

Sadly for you, there Hazardly been any yet.

Premier League athlete, Sunday League touch.

Pardew is at fault for playing him out of position, but surely not for him just having a fucking crap touch?

Been our biggest fret so far today by miles.

Santon and Sissoko can both fuck off.

Everything we've created has come through Sammy today. Expect his cunt of an older brother to replace him at the break then.

Taylor won't be dropped until injury or suspension forces the manager. MYM was dropped after one bad game at Everton though. Double standards or what.

Ah whey. I'm racking up the Fantasy points thanks to Hazard.

Sissoko's touch. Carlton Palmer says hi. Going to keep banging that drum.

Shola on at half time for Ben Arfa, nailed on.

Predictable.

Sissoko's first touch would make Carlton Palmer blush.

Really idiotic tackle.

a bit like when we first signed Craig Moore.

Christ. Debuchy 1 Sissoko 1 Dummett 1 Ben Arfa 3 Pitiful.