Pilko

Derek Llambaisy

This will be hilarious and cringe-inducing I'm sure.

Tahiti manage what NUFC haven't in about 2 years.

Fucking hell, nearly!

Pardew compiled his commentary notes.

he'd be after Archie Thompson's record I think.

Tahita are so unlucky. Deflected goal, blatant corner not given, and a fucking class tackle there given as a foul. Bogus.

I never realised Mike Williamson was playing for Tahiti.

So harsh. Didn't the defender's clearance come off the ref too?

Tahiti are finding space on the flanks already, I'd love them to score like

The crowd's response to any sort of touch from Tahiti over halfway Dece little move that, a goal would have been amazing.

First goal will be 5 minutes and eight seconds.

TAHITIIII

I bet they've told him to keep it quiet until they do a statement or a presser but the senile old cunt couldn't help but shoot his mouth off about it.

Can't wait to hear the TalkSport stuff later. Anyone fancy a sweepstake on who's name he'll get wrong next? I'd take a punt on club secretary Lee Charmander or possibly assistant manager Toby Carvery.

There must be talks going on with Pardew behind the scenes if they haven't released any official statements, I can't think why else they'd not put one out.

has anyone got that 'kinnearometer' from the relegation season?

Just got 14s on NUFC to be relegated this season. Just a tenner stake but well worth it considering Joe Cunt is back. That's the best price about, with Betfred.

From the Independent article: Running the academy is bad enough but he's also now going to do a PA job as well to earn his keep?

Maybe this is a ploy to make Pardew walk and save on the compo we'd have to pay?

Not that I'm in any way advocating this idea one iota, but didn't Kinnear do some scouting for Wenger in the years between him managing Forest and us?

Can I just remind everyone of some of the more stupid things this gimp said when he managed us, even without referring to the swearing rant:

And me. Carr is as good as a DOF anyway.

This would be absolutely mental. Funny how they're doing it just after the season ticket renewals too.

Oh fucking hell it'll probably be Vinnie Jones or some shit.