He couldn't even get a game for the Eastenders team that was just on before.
Although, I guess then it'd have Max and Tan in the same side, bad-um-tish.
There's no way they'd use the wording they have done unless they'd received some concrete info from someone reliable at the club, the press officer, Llambias, Pardew, Carver or Charnley etc.
Wouldn't be surprised at all to see him travel with us for pre-season and then sign a new one-year deal should we fuck up our attempts at getting a striker in.
He came on against Arsenal and looked useful, he then started a lot of games such as Sunderland, Villa and Wolves away and looked absolutely disgusting.
His major problem for me is his ball retention, he loses it so fucking often. A lot of our possession breaks down when it goes near him.
I imagine a lot of the mackems to be like the Shelbyville residents who're drinking 'Fudd' outside the petrol station, remarking that 'Springfield suck, and that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time'.
Nobby scored a cracking free kick against Bolton, I think we won 3-1. I remember Shola scored our third after trapping Emre's drive and slamming it home.
Sibierski against Reading is a cracking header too, great ball in from Nobby and a great twist and dive from Le Sib.
Have taken:
Balotelli hattrick @ 66/1
Balotelli, Spain 2-1 @ 85/1
Busquets first card @ 11/1
Italy -1 @ 17/2
all small stakes, still £42 in profit for the tournament no matter what
Cabaye free kick against Man U this season
Emre's free kick against the Mackems
Duff vs Spurs in the relegation season
N'Zogbia at the Stadium of Light in the 4-1
Milner vs Man U on New Years Day