Pilko

I wouldn't mind a toe job, like.

Threw away a lot of money on the Barca game but clawed some of it back on Bolton.

Matty Pattison

I'm really confident Bolton will get something from the game tonight.

Sanchez to score in a Barca win was 13/8 which I passed up but thought was fairly reasonable.

No, that's quite right, I generally bet fairly low. However, I've had a fair few wins the last few weeks and I fancy a walk on the wild side. edit: rest assured, should it come off I'll probably withdraw £35-£40 of the £44 I'll win

£3 on Busquets first card @ 12/1 £22 on Barca to win to nil @ evens £1 on Sanchez FG 2-0 @ 32/1

I also got 3/1 although they've drifted to 11/4 since.

Yeah, they're basing it on the giant phallus from that Amsterdam sex museum.

bluesq will refund any losing 1st scorer, correct score, HT/FT and player special bets if Drogba gets a yellow card tonight.

Bolton are a good price tonight imo, really can see them getting a win at a poor Villa side who've just about crawled to safety. Also went on Villa HT Bolton FT at a staggering 28/1.

Yeah, I think they must be using their monsterometers or frog exaggerators by mistake.

I was saying Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew-urns

Nice one, won £6. I won £2.25 from my fiver. At least I'll get the difference back, I guess. I won about £0.87 on my DOND fiver

The Mackems hate him and say he's "smug" because they're used to repugnant tracksuit-wearing monstrosities like Fat Bruce and O'Neill on their touchline, instead of a suited and booted silver fox like Pards.

Why are people arguing about this? The bloke has delivered 62 points with 4 games to play and a guarantee of European football.. It's been a fucking magnificent season no matter how you look at it. I couldn't give a shit how we've got there now that we've managed that. It's Pardy Time.

Bluesq are offering a free fiver (similar to their DOND one the other week) on their George and the Dragon slot machine, to be refunded tomorrow.

Abeid's time will come.

My money's on Skirge, he probably thought they were a pair of plain black brogues

Nar, they'd just copy the name of it.

It's been a class apard.

Connor will be demoted to another role Ricky Sbragia style imo.

They're saying the sigh of relief was so loud they could here it in Sunlun and Burrah.

The Roma bet was just a punt but the Rosenborg one came in for just over £15.