Pilko

I really like Nigel Adkins. Reminds me of someone's over-enthusiastic dad watching their bairn play in a kickabout. Also, Leroy Rosenior is such a much better pundit than Steve Claridge. Should get him on every week, he's quite good imo.

not studs up, doesn't really lunge in, doesn't go for the man......nowt wrong with it in my eyes. Yes, same with me. But, the rule is: you can't go into a tackle with both feet.

Gardner gets the ball there, but he goes in with two feet.

Sandro clearly gets the ball there ffs.

Crouch's goal there reminds me a bit of Carroll's at the same ground the season we went down.

Terry Connor reminds me of that shit timid Southampton caretaker boss Steve Wigley. No authority, no clue.

The only one of our transfers I'd argue that should be in a 'Top 10 Worst of the Season' (based on the FM-style performances vs price) would be Obertan. Santon, not a fucking chance. I'd not say he's been one of the most brilliant ones but there's no way he belongs anywhere near that sort of list, he's been 'areet' at worst. As for the mackems, I'd say Wickham looks like a waste of time for the money they paid and El-Mohammady has always been piss poor and making him permanent was never going to be a good idea.

W.W.E What Wank 'Entertainment'

I'll back Kenny to the hilt too, if he can regress Liverpool any further than this.

They can have their penalty kick if someone assassinates Dalglish, I'm happy for that exchange to be made. Bitter old mumbling cunt.

By Kuyt.

Fucking hell, can Liverpool have a game without a black armband and a minute's silence? Stupid scouse twats stuck in the past, just like their cunt of a manager.

Premier League, Sunday League, 5-a-side, bairns football: PLAY TO THE FUCKING WHISTLE.

Disappointing commentary. Should have said "ooh and Lowe!...hits it high".

Can't wait to see the spin they'll put on the Liverpool game.

If I had one criticism, it is that he needs to learn when to pass the ball, especially when he reaches the byline. He always runs it out of play or delays the pass way too long.

That was an absolutely shite match.

The goalkeepers trying to out-shit each other, awful from Hennessey that.

Spawny bastards

Ivanovic has the biggest arse in football. Glad he's scored though EDIT: for acca purposes

Need Chelsea to get a couple nice and quickly, the other three teams I have are doing their jobs. BTS looking nice too - 7/12 at HT and there's often more goals in the second half of games...

6/12 my Championship teams have scored and it's not half time yet, good sign. For later: Zubar FG @ 50/1 Steven Fletcher FG, Stoke win 2-1 @ 50/1

Surely if they lose today then Dalglish is out?

Villa get in

Bluesq. Fucking Coventry, behind already man.