Pilko

It's about time we had a changing of the pard at the club, like.

That was a class apard Sewelly

Could we be about to witness a Parding of the ways?

Celtic annoyance disapproval disdain

still gonna watch it mind

'NUFC Pard company with boss'?

What, like the opposite of FM where they say you have too many players?

A better headline would have been 'Pard luck for Toon boss'

I see Wullie's been on the prozac again. Soon he'll be telling you how Pardew is worse than Souness.

Unless said day is also the day Ashley sells up and Llambias joins the dole queue, then that's a fucking laughable statement. Who else are we going to get, with Ashley in charge, who is any better than Pardew? I know you hate the bloke, and he does say the absolute wrong things re: promises on transfers, but could we really get anyone else in who's better at the day to day coaching of the players and a better tactician on matchday? The answer to that for me, is sadly not.

We'll be getting him tied down to a new contract soon, surely? He's due to expire in June.

Sick of the lying, like. But now, he can concentrate on the thing he seems to be not that bad at - football matches and getting results.

I reckon Elliot has the potential to be the next cult hero. He'll probably be spotted out mowing his front lawn in 20 years time still wearing his NUFC subs coat.

The fans would think we'd brought Kilcline out of retirement. Ashley out.

Gives a bit of variety, a different player for me to piss and moan about.

I'd sooner see Beattie or Diouf than Lovenkrands.

What a great idea, you help Alan clear out his office and I'll get on the phone to Dave Bassett or Colin Todd or even Kinnear. Probably the stupidest post in weeks. short term pain for long term gain How does that work? One of those 'remember the 90s' appointments takes us down, as another Ashley puppet/mouthpiece and we'll be stuck there, unless they keel over and JC does a Hughton.

What a great idea, you help Alan clear out his office and I'll get on the phone to Dave Bassett or Colin Todd or even Kinnear. Probably the stupidest post in weeks.

Mereiles signs for Chelsea on 4yr deal, fucking amazing.

Nixon keeps telling me his brother is quite good, maybe he'll get a deal.

Mid-table. We'll be lucky if we hit 10th.

We wasted all summer on this fucking shit cunt.

Meireles puts in transfer request in final 40 minutes.

We only spent £600,000 net! Pardy time.

6/10. Not bad, but the striker is a big miss. We're still short at CB too.