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I'm not sure who I'd like to see beaten and chucked in a river first - Dalglish or Ashley. It's a close call.

I've not read the last ten or so pages. Where is that being suggested?

As appropriate as ever: http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2005/06/09/Pardew1.jpg

Best - Mike Ashley spontaneously combusts and Skirge gains fkn ownership of the fkn club. Lee Ryder is fired from the Chronicle and gets a job in Greggs. We sign four new players, bankrolled by Skirge, and fk off Xisco, Smith and Perch. We win every league game till January and then buy six new players. We win the title, Llambias tries to steal the trophy from it's case but is shot in the face by Max Branning off Eastenders, who we signed in January to play centre-back because Skirge thought he was James Collins. Worst - what's happening anyway

Nothing is going to 'work'. Protests have been attempted in the past and they have achieved nothing. Our farcical owners and puppet manager are not the fault of the players. We still should support the team; they haven't done anything wrong.

Aye, Ashley would have the sale sorted by Tuesday morning if nobody turned up to a pre-season friendly. Good idea.

Plus, the stunted little Scottish cunt clearly enjoys dismantling Newcastle United's teams. At least, I think that's what he said.

Oh, right. Willie McKay, serial truth-telling agent extraordinaire.

Says who?

Jonny Allen is trouble, would stay well clear. bet that was entirely for my benefit.

Yep. Anyone who was gullible enough to actually click that deserves the disappointment.

He's a decent manager. But he's also a slimy, lying patter merchant with absolutely no backbone.

To be fair he's been outside licking windows all afternoon. aye what a FKN window licker

He's been standing there for fucking ages.

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And no wins in 6 or 7 without Nolan, too. Looking good

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It's been about three pages since the phrases 'laughing all the way to the bank' and 'trousering the cash' have been used in an actual genuine context. That has to be a new record.

Be hilarious if we flogged Barton and then pulled the plug on Routledge's deal just to seriously troll the shit out of the sheep shaggers. Well, not hilarious actually.

Would be annoyed if he left, fuming if he wasn't replaced, and almost entirely appeased over this situation in isolation if Barnetta was brought in as a replacement.

"Club are trying to sell me - want to stay but being forced. Fans are great, but nothing I can do" - along those lines imo.

He could always buy a centre-back, something of which there's been absolutely no talk this summer.

20-26 January

Except Ashley hasn't "raked in" anything, he's been subsidising out losses out of his own pocket. At least he didn't say "trousered".

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